Windsor

Ah yes, the paper anniversary, did you get the £10 note all us mods sent you? We all had a whip round. The postie must have nicked it. Bloody Royal Mail!

Thank you all very much for such kind anniversary messages. I'm looking forward to my Golden Jubilee already.

Thank you all so much for your congratulatory posts on this my paper anniversary.

(I'm trying to think of an appropriate one liner but can't so instead will post this anyway).

In all fairness, I have never had a deathlist alter ego.

Yes, for today marks my first year at the DL. Doesn't time fly when your having fun! PS. The capital city of Germany is Berlin.

Anything of value or interest to add, Windsor? Didn't think so. The capital city of England is London. That'll be all.

ITV dumbed down? You must be joking. This station brings us delights such as 'Celebrity Love Island' and 'I'm a celebrity'...

It said on the radio that he was staying in hospital to have an operation to unclog some arteries to his heart. The radio never lies (except Radio 1)! [Thread "sanitised"- Notapotato]

Well, looks like there's still a chance of political assassination. (I hope).

His prospect of dying this year seems to become more real with each passing day. How fun.

How fun. Does anyone know where I can buy some viruses? Viruses? Well if you go to a place called Burger King and play in the childrens jungle gym section your sure to get something. Or sit in a hospitals waiting room for a few hours. Computer Viruses are hard to get. Especially if you want to buy a few. If you manage to purchase any send them over to the Royal Forums... I wouldn't count on successfully screwing them over though. They would get some sort of virus scan right away. Damn - ok then. Using their email addresses, could I find out where they live in order to send a home made petrol bomb? Or would that be a tad too far?

My heart goes out to England tonight. Only because the final blow was struck by that smug C**t Ronaldo. I hope Portugal lose because it's quite fun watching him cry. He truely is a smug f****r.

Ok, so I've now been banned from the Unofficial Royal Forums. They have, however, made one mistake. On the email explaining that I had been banned was the personal email addresses of the three admin. How fun. Does anyone know where I can buy some viruses?

Vanessa Felts reincarnated.

They probably feel the same way about dour Fraserborough students maybe you should start the Fraserborough branch of Hamas. Na. I can't say that I owe the Arabs (are they Arabs) anything either. They were responsible for the capture of my Great Grandfather in 1941. The Bastards!

Christ, the Jews get away with murder these days. What they are doing to the the Halibuts is not unlike what Hitler did to the Jews. We should have a second Holocaust just to put them back in their place....

Justification for the need of a British 'Megan's Law'.

Adolf Hitler is not amused as his train is running late. He vows to improve the German transport system should he be elected.

Hopefully not with permanent marker, otherwise it'll be tough to wash off. I wonder if an 81 year old Margeret Thatcher could get a tatoo? Something like 'Please Drop Dead' on her left arm. Imagine if she got drunk and had that done? Surely that would remind her. And hopefully would bring on the great success even sooner. How about having DO NOT RESUSCITATE tattoed across her chest, just in case some misguided fool tries to jump start her in a medical emergency Where are you going to get someone willing to tattoo across Margaret Thatcher's naked chest... ... Ah. Ask a silly question I suppose...

Ok...in that case I specifically hate students who attend the University of Abedeen. They are vulgar and annoying. (That ought to clear up the situation).

I hate most students - who behave in the way listed above...

I would imagine that most of the WW1 veterans alive today had service in both wars. There was a range of posts they could take which entitled them to the Defence Medal and thus war service. Most of the veterans alive today would have been aged between 40-50 so they were hardly pensioners and more than able to serve in the Home Guard and other various efforts.

How long have you got? Probably top of my list would be...students. I hate them. They think they are so great. They swam about the place as if society owes them something. Especially Politics students - they are the worst. One guy in my class was a member of the junior labour party and he was 'bigging up' Tony Blair at every F*****g tutorial. There's also the girl with the permanet pout and the funny walk - a real life Mrs. Vandacamp if ever I saw one. Nerdy students also get on my nerves, one imparticular. A ginger German student who looked like a chipmonk and sounded American. She held a fullblown arguement/debate over the meaning of clauses of the French constitution. What a cow. Lastly, there is sandal boy. He has so little fashion sense that he was wearing sandels in the beginning of February when we had inches of snow lying. God I hate students. They piss me off! I especially hate the ones who fall into the 'I am a student, I have to be drunk' group. Stop F*****g trying to be wacky and outrageous! It's not cool! You go out every night and complain that you're poor. You are at university for Christ sake, have some logic. Dreadful People! (I know I'm a student myself. What can I say? I must be a self loathing person ).

On the bright side Hein, Holland managed to get Portugal some red cards. Making it even easier for England to get to the finals. Now alls that they have to do is pull their fingers out... (Or at least thats my analysis)