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Isn't being a post whore so much fun! Oh damn - I've just made it 667.

Well if your fashion sense is anything to go by... Captain... Just call me Captain Goebbels. Edit: On second thoughts, don't. It sounds too porno for my liking...

Maybe if he's still alive in 5 years. I think he's fine at the minute. As far as I'm aware, he hasn't had his first heart attack yet.

I think this is a sly attempt to boost your post count...you'd never catch me doing such a thing.

I'll be a very old 19 this year. Note: a very old 19, not a normal old one. Isn't that right, ie?

R. Viljoen, thats all very well. However I regret ti inform you that you have missed your appointment as it's now the 25th of June. very sorry my english is not good, i have already meet him, 12 may 2006 in george, western cape, south africa. all the best R. Viljoen I wouldn't worry. My English isn't that great either.

R. Viljoen, thats all very well. However I regret ti inform you that you have missed your appointment as it's now the 25th of June.

Excellent. I'm sure the Death List Committee will keep that in mind...

He's well on his way to beat last year's winner Fallen Sparrow's 12 hits, considering we're not yet half-way in 2006. One wonders how he does it. regards, Hein I think he should be banned. He's a too good if you ask me.

Ronnie Biggs. Probably because things have gone quiet, a little too quiet...

Aaron Spelling is DL's 7th Success of 2006. He is the 144th Success since 1987. The 2006 is now in 12th place, shared with 1996, out of a possible 20 lists. Also, he is our second sussess within two weeks. Lets hope for one more for June.

The Queen ensures Viscount Lindley that there are no hard feelings over his recent auction.

A new one specially for all you Republicans out there...

Ah yes, Father's Day. Oops.

You also missed my Pete Doherty poems (but so did everyone else ) I was rather proud of them.

Excellent. I'm sure his unusual character will get a BBC obit. Afterall, they are dumbing down... I await with bated breath, I too have him on my DDP and have also heard from a friend who works for the media in NZ that he's hanging on by a thread. I love all the inside information deathlist gets. Congratulations on 400 DDT.

Excellent. I'm sure his unusual character will get a BBC obit. Afterall, they are dumbing down...

Yeah, not bad.

He's on my DDP, Dr. Scream.

Sounds like a publicity stunt, I can't see Saddam doing a Bobby Sands. Too much of an egoist for that. Possibly, but he knows he's going to die anyway, maybe he would prefer death by starvation on his own terms rather than public hanging on American terms. It's about the only way he can kill himself anyway, I'm sure his guards keep him distanced from sharp objects and toxins. Personally, I don't care how he dies. Just as long as it happens before 1st January 2007.

Well, now that you mention it I am a fantastic singer songwriter and poet. Not my best work I know...

Well guess what - everyone who has replied to your post so far is wrong. He's very well indeed, and not living in anywhere remotely like Clapham but in fact is living in South West France. That post would simply be perfect if she ended it with, "So there!".

Nothing a knot in the back of the neck can't fix (a tight rope round the neck for a prolonged period may also help).

Now it's 2-1 England. At least one Scot will be happy... Edit: He's sad again. It's 2-2.

Who? Who is bitchcakes?