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It's 1-1 at the minute. That may explain why it's dead in here (no pun intended). I believe England only need a draw to win the group. Ooo the suspense....

T4 is a very ill man. He has spent more time in a New Zealand hospital than he has in his Kingdom this year. When he was in Tonga, he was seen in public to be visible weak, ill and uncomfortable. He had to cut his onlt ceremonial duty short. He was also unable to open Parliament this year. So he is infact, very unwell.

Why won't he just hurry up and die!?

I don't go on holiday, I don't like breaking with routine.

I want him to die this year for he is on my DDP. Selfish I know. Should he still be alive in December I will campaign (hopefully successfully) to get him back on the DL.

That would all depend on what you believe. If you are an atheist I would think not. Well most of the town are either athiest or Christian. Both these faiths see no importance of the body. Athiests believe thats it, time to rot. Christians believe that your spirit floats off to heaven (or down to hell). So where the body lies id of no significance. The entire cemetary is blessed by ministers anyway...

Yes, it is quite common for people to do that to their sentences as well in California. Whats all this 'aboot'. Canadians have adopted this probably from the Scots (if you believe South Park). After seeing the startling accuracy of "It's Christmas in Canada," I believe everything South Park has to say about Canada (and no, that's not completely sarcastic either - they definetely got French Canada spot on). (And all the flapping heads)

Not much of a 'promotion' though - an OBE to a CBE. Looks like he's never going to get that knighthood.

I was directing that to the honourable Canadian Paul.

The Birthday honours list will be published in about 20 minutes. I wonder if the England Squad will be on it. Mind you, they can probably wait till the New Years Honours (just to see if they win anything first).

Yes, it is quite common for people to do that to their sentences as well in California. Whats all this 'aboot'. Canadians have adopted this probably from the Scots (if you believe South Park).

It is not uncommon for people to stick the word 'like' on the ends of there sentence for no apparent reason. For example: Mary: Hello Bob, how are you today? Bob: I'm fine like. Fit like yersel? Mary: I'm fine. Just off to work. Bob: Oh it's a chav like. Mary: Oh aye, I ken at. As we can see Bob has used the word 'like' more than he needs to. End of lesson.

Indeed, the English using GSTQ as their National Anthem helps keep more Scots republican (as well as that verse that we need not talk about). It makes the British Monarchy seem as though it belongs to England and most Scottish Nationalists resent that making my life more difficult (so much politics in such a simple game).

I was giving the 'even Norther' rhyme. Not that it really matters (like).

Oh like wow that would be like ya know like so like really like cool like you know like? Aye, theres no need to take the piss like.

So does this mean I need no longer feel guilty for stuffing the Scots in 1745? That's a relief. I had always associated the bayonette weilding redcoats with the English and the kilted nutters ripped through by grapeshot with the Scots. Glad I can rest easy now. Yes, you suffer from a distorted view of history. Go and see a doctor. What you just posted sounds like a well known painting...

Ok, I'll get rid of the town.

Well we have no crocs, but I shall write to the local paper and see... Quite frankly its all a waste of money. You're dead. Does it matter if you are left beside your faimily? I suppose it allows you to pay for your death in instalments. You can buy your headstone, then your ground, plant your headstone then die.

Theres an odd thing about Fraserburgh cemetary where you are no longer allowed to buy a plot and wait for your death. Local people have, however, found a loophole (or something). When a loved one dies, the family promptly buy the plots next to them so that the whole family may be burried together. If you visit the new part of the cemetary, you will find a mass of headstones with no writing dotted around the place. The whole thing makes no sense.

Godot, Culloden was not Scotland vs England. It was protestant British forces against mainly Catholic Highlanders*. *Although some disagree.

I'd have a word with your informant if I were you, Wins. Just checked my copy of said red top and page one is full of a quote from a paedophile victim's dad and pages 4 or 5 are concerned with 'The Fury Of Becks' about a German paper calling his sister a pig. Couldn't see any mention of any extra marital activities in Fraserburgh. C'mon England! My bad, it was the Scottish Sun. There was a rather disturbing picture of the said person in stiletos.

First Brenda and now Yvonne!? Is this from the same publication?

This report from 31st of May claims that Sharon has been opening his eyes. Possibly a good sign for the deathlist but bad for many DDPers.

Why thank you. You don't think its just a little too much do you?

Personally, I can't understand the 'Jason Scotland' hype. I don't support any team in the world cup. If I were to support England, I would regret it if they did actually win because of their shameless boastfulness. Indeed, the Germans feel for 1945, what us Scots feel about 1966 - we will never hear the end of it. Lastly, if England do wins the World Cup, I fear that my worst nightmare will become a reality...Sir David and Lady Victoria Beckham. It doesn't bear thinking about, does it?