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Well, it gives me something to do and makes me feel important for about 5 seconds...

I am informed that a resident of Fraserburgh made page 1, 4 and 5 of the Sun today (14th June) for having a 6 month affair with a prostitute from Aberdeen. I can't understand why it made the paper, it's not like he is a celebrity. His wife and he live just round the corner from me. Perhaps if I read it, it will make more sense...

Happy Birthday to Teddy, Poetry Man and Handrejka's dad. Have a nicer than normal day.

The words of my late Grandmother: "We'll, we all have to die of something". She said this after the doctors advised her to give up the fags. She didn't, and she died.

Look, Ukranian Paul! Make up your (nationality) mind.

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It wouldn't surprise me if he were to chop his penis off because of the distress caused.

May I extend my warmest congratulations to Magere Hein on his promotion to Admin of this board. Perhaps he will keep our hackers in line!

Come on now, he wasn't that bad (Haughey that is). He managed to turn around the Irish economy without killing 6 million jews.

This is not a shameless attempt to bump up my meagre posts tally but I have 'big it up' for Terminators excellent earlier post! to bad no one in the world can stand the englich apart from themselves Thats not true. I pledge my full support behind the englich, who ever they may be.

I voted Pinter. Just to show that I've well and truely lost faith in Astor.

I had two hits in January and now two hits in June. So perhaps I'm due two more in July and that will be me... With any luck Sihanouk will fall down a well or something.

Charles Haughey is deathlists 6th success of 2006. He is the 143rd success since 1987. The 2006 list is now in 13th Place out of a possible 20 lists. Too bad the DL didn't put him in their top 20 (DDP).

See, I told you he was smug.

Obituary. Do I have to contact the people at DDP, or do they figure it out themselves?

What, you mean actually score a goal be themselves? I think that match against Paraguy (or whoever it was) is enough proof to show that Engalnd don't have the ability to lift the World Cup this year. It's a bad Omen if they do win. Last time was '66 (It's not that I remember the date, just impossible to forget it in Britain) and this will be '06. It's those three sixes again....

Excellent news football fan! Then again, Major Bruce Shand (MC and Bar) was also on his deathbed last week and nothing came from that. He has terminal Cancer. Damn these ill people with Royal connections!

No need to be so rude, Star Crossed.

That must be one of the best story so far.

I think I may have a habit on interupting people. I was walking the dog over the beach this evening (its a fat beast and needs the exercise) over the usual route. Anyway, on the way back I go over a hilly area to fully exercise the dog. I ended up 'disturbing' a young couple. On the bright side at least they were fully clothed. On another occassion I took a short cut to work through a park. Anyway, I jumped the wall over to like a garage area. I heard a noise and looked right to find this guy pumping away at his girlfriend against a wall. She wasn't exactly quiet. It wouldn't be so bad, but it was in broad day light. On the bright side, I may have saved two teen pregnancies...

Whilst scanning the news stories on google I seen an Irish story reporting that Rooney is clear to play in the world cup. Let this be the last we hear about his F*****g foot. Another thing, I'm no Scottish Nationalist but why is it allowed for the St. Georges flag to be flown at Downing Street on match days when on days such as St. Andrew's Day Saltires are not allowed to be flown from some historical Scottish buildings? The country has gone mad.

Why thank you, BHB. I think people don't get on with my due to my interest in contrariness. (The work of the rogue editor( not me)).

Ah, the standard North of the border cop out when it comes to a World Cup summer... But you're probably right about our dreams shattering after getting so far. A boy who's never even played Premiership footy and a granny prozzie botherer with one foot...it doesn't bode well. But hey, WTF, England are in Germany right now and the Scottish aren't, so that's almost as good as winning the Cup, isn't it? Isn't it? Of course it is, seeing as we haven't really got a hope in hell. Have we? I could go on all night. <have faith, says God> <okay God> I have voices in my head. I think I'm peaking way too early. They haven't even had the opening ceremony yet. Which I will miss, because I stupidly agreed to go and watch Bon Jovi on Friday with Mrs BHB. Bugger. I must admit that I'm looking forward to seeing the 'Barmy Army' getting beaten up by the German police. That will be my World Cup highlight.

You? No, I can't imagine that, mate. Certainly haven't noticed any evidence of such in your posts... <crowd cheers!> <motty says, 'England 1 Scotland 0> <Lawro says, 'That can't be right, Scotland didn't qualify> <crowd cheers again> Sorry, couldn't resist... Don't worry about it. Us Scots can still look forward to see England's dreams shatter before their eys as they lose the World Cup after getting so far. I don't actually follow football anyway...

I think it has something to do with a) Having a big mouth or Speaking before thinking. Just like the time I laughed at my friend when he said he nearly died the week before. I thought he was joking but I forgot the minor detail that he suffers badly from diabetes. He did actually nearly die in his sleep. So that was a big wups.