Windsor

football fan is doing rather well in this deathpool. I was in second place in the 31st of January but it all went down hill from there really...

I seen this lady's photo in the local paper. Guiness are investigating to see if she is Britain's oldest living person. Having seen her photo, I would put her down for DDP next year if she is cleared as Britain's oldest (if you want to cheat that is).

I don't need to be drunk to want the ground to fall from under me. About a year ago I was speaking to a work friend about a new female employee. I had been told a few storys about her and, in short, she was a whore. Indeed, I used the word slut many times. Anyway the next day I was working with someone else and again began to spread this gossip to other kitchen employees when I was duly informed that this new impployee was, infact, the girlfriend of the guy I was talking to the day before. I then grovelled the next time I worked with him.

Hmm. The good new is: you get a chance to see the lights. regards, Hein I saw the harbor lights they told me I was leaving..,... Test is over results inconclusive so far and to make it worse I've been advised not to drink intoxicating beverages. They snipped out part of my inner tube and are going to examine it for any weirdness, wonder what that means. It probably means cancer.

I thought it was odd to keep her in cornhil. At 111 there's not much she can do that a proper care home can't deal with. How very odd indeed. I think I shall write to my MP...even though it's none of his business.

He has his own thread iain...

I'm waiting on a 666 death myself. The Duchess of Cornwall's father, Major Bruce Shand, is gravely ill. Camilla has rushed to be at his bedside cancelling one or two engagements. He's 89 and said to have terminal cancer. Fingers crossed....

Nice pun there.

If he makes it to the 1st of January I may 'sell out' and put him on my DDP. Anyhow, Happy Birthday to him. A new supercentenarian.

That's why I'm not concerned about Terrorism; if they bomb Fraserburgh, Afghanistan will go bust.

Fraserburgh is such a popular place that at the height of the cold war, someone decided it would be a good idea to set up a Nato base right next to the town. (If you look at the sig you will see the base on the hill). So, basically my wee towns people were just waiting to be bombed throught the cold war. Incidently, if you nuked Fraserburgh you would also take out the Oil and Gas plant at St. Fergus basically leaving Britain with limited power supplies. So it could have been 2 for the price of one for the USSR.

Well, it's the three 6's and I don't feel any different. I bet you will hear about some crazed ritualistic killing by some freak on tomorrows news though. Theres always one to spoil it for everyone else...

Whaha - Fraserburgh has also magically appeared. It's not as bright as Maryport because the sun is never out. Probably why we ended up with Scotland's first mainland lighthouse (or something)...

I'm quite taken with that effect. I may try to copy you and create a Fraserburgh sig - but that would take effort I suppose...

Were you wearing it at the time? Of course not Handrejka, don't worry. For a split second there was hope that the next generation would be safe.

Were you wearing it at the time?

No, because they would have a different name to you would they not? DWB I seem to remember this chap got pretty short shrift when he registered. Ah, yes. He wasn't deleted though, just encouraged to change his name. Completely different IMHO. DWB And he didn't change his name to Windsor on the 3rd July 2005...

I've pencilled her in for next year on my DDP. Do you think she will last that long?

Windsor, Are you into attractive women that drink? Unless you are gay that shouldn't leave you bored. I think that you would have a good time. Sorry Banshees, I don't wholey agree with this new 'date-rape' culture.

First off I am rightly fglad that this pposet never got Windssooer baannned but sadly it seemted to have left to IGy being bannnned. second ioff did I mentioned I am bieing tubed tomooreeow at 9 am in the morening? Ah - those were the days. Still here though...

I don't drink. So nothing. How boring...

06/06/06 eh. I can remember reading (of about 9 months ago) about how weird couples were attempting to conceive 6/6/6 babies. Anyway, it would be nice if Billy Graham died on the 6th - being a 'holy' man inall.

Horatio Nelson shot dead (or at least humanely destroyed).

Woman left homeless after introduction of the 'Fat Tax'.

It's OK, Jacko's people will have to 'take her out' now before she finds out what 'she' said.