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''I'm really White!" Condolizza launches her campaign to become the next Republican US President.

I was a bit dissappointed that deathlist didn't get another mention.

"Anger as paedophiles allowed foreign holidays on parole". "Campaign finds worst dressed man in the world". "Local man tells of ordeal after shoe robbery. "Homeless man protests. Everyone else says: "get a job". Thats me dun...

We can only hope that he is admitted to a British hospital next time.

I think you are being a tad unfair there. Have you something against Bagpuss or something?

"Alcoholic lowers himself on bottle to prevent any prospect of sharing"

A newmoan about the Olympics. Also, a new book released in time for his 85th Birthday. The 'Scotsman' had a front page report on the Duke's health today. Headline: Fears for frail Prince Philip.

That would explain why she was laughing off reports of her dying. She knew she forgot something...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bloody Chinese arseholes....

I say let him go. His 'I'm leaving' are appearing more and more often. It's just attention seeking.

John Prescott reveals the identity of his mystery marriage councillor...

A couple of nights ago I dreamt that Tony Blair died suddenly whilst in office. It was rather odd because I was shocked that he died like that, being a fitness freak inall. Anyway there was an emergency meeting at 10 Downing Street and thats all I can remember. Except for the fact that this was 'Breaking News' on Sky news. How exciting. I'm even watching TV in my dreams...

What I was going for was this: This a forum, not a scholarly thesis. If it sounds right and people can understand what you're saying, then you're fine. I'm not a grammar expert, nor do I pretend to be, which is why if you'll look, I've never corrected anyone else's grammar or means of expressing themselves on this forum. People who have to police grammar and spelling on an online discussion forum clearly need to take a few steps away from the computer and go find something else to do with their time. Oh, and I also really wanted to start up the Caption Contest thread to help people lighten up a bit too. It wasn't just an excuse to bitch about how we all have the right to be grammatically lazy here. Nothing worth experiencing. Yes Go with your heart I would No such thing Maybe Not really Thanks for clearing that up CP. I thought I had missed the start of something with no one to throw insults at. Thanl God it was a false alarm.

After searching the country high and low, Big Brother producers finally find and even more annoying replacement for Shabaaz.

If it did happen, it would be the first time that a Queen was outlived by her husband since Queen Caroline died in the 1820s before her husband, George IV, died in 1830. But then again, consorts generally out live their sovereign spouse. Although Prince Albert died 40 years befor his wife. That's from memory, so it could infact be a lot of bull sh*t.

Cynic! But the truth is...I only visit this thread when it comes back to the top of the forum, because I assume there's been a death that we've missed - and I'm usually right. So it would completely piss you off if some post whore was to come along and post in it just to make you get an email of notification. Wouldn't it? Eh, eh?

Have I missed something here? Does this have something to do with the now legendary rant of Star Crossed? Whos side am I on? Should I go back to sleep? Does this make me a post whore? So many questions to be answered..... Or are there?

Do tell more of your uncle. Clearly I truely have interest in he. ' Windsor have you ever been to a strip club? You really need to go to one.

Due to their questionable status within the states and imigration laws, Diego and Marta are unable to obtain driving validation cards. As to the bus, I refuse to ride with common folk who so often insist upon perspiring in public. A taxi however might be an idea, I shall think on it, yes, that I will. As this is the 'When deathlisters go shopping thread', why not buy a car, learn to drive and drive to the store. Or a bike even. Or stock up on your cereal on advance.

I'm sure you could have taken the bus or phoned a taxi. Don't Diego or Martha drive? They could have given you a lift to save the whole foot rub thing. Instead of cereal, why not have toast instead? See, your just making life difficult for yourself so don't come here looking for sympathy over your quarter mile trek. Become a lazy bastard like me.

Was that barb directed towards me? Here I was beginning to believe we were getting along and then this. Makes me sad it does, makes me quite sad. Please, listen not to he. What you post us up to thee.

Do tell more of your uncle. Clearly I truely have interest in he.

His concert at Aberdeen Music Hall didn't do too well. Four minutes into the performance he blew an amp (what) and the fire alarms went off. The audience were then evacuated from the building when they then started fighting. The prick sat at the window and watched all this.

Thanks for the update CP. It sounds very promising! regards, ff Well somebody on my DDP had better hurry up and die. I haven't had a hit for ages. Which reminds me, the King of Tonga. Time for a medical check...

Happy Birthday Rotten Ali. And congratulations to Godot for his first thousand posts. You slut you....