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Although presumably, given your mature new signature, if he's a murderer, sex attacker or child abuser you'll be quite prepared to forget about it and declare yourself an even lower form of life? No. I'm not Lithuanian.

Well, in a way it is an anniversary. On May 5 1945 the German Army in the Netherlands surrendered to the Allies. This is sort of celebrated as Liberation Day in the Netherlands. Until the 1970's it was the Dutch National Holiday, but most people don't get the day off nowadays. May 4 is used to commemorate those who died from war since WWII. Tonight I joined the Remebrance Service in my home town. All the trimmings: solemn music by a brass band, the Mayor, Navy brass and Lots of Important People (including the military attache to Her Majesty's Embassy in The Hague) laying wreaths, 2 minutes of silence at 8, the National Anthem. It was a lovely evening, and the pub guests in the square chattered blissfully throughout the ceremony. I guess they wondered what that bloody brass band was about. The number of veterans attending gets smaller every year. I think within a decade the war is over. regards, Hein Is there not something similar in Norway? I'm sure they were liberated at the same time. My grandfather got a scroll from the Crown Prince Olav (very common probably) to thank him for his efforts in Norways Liberation in May 1945....I think. Anyhoo - happy birthday football_fan.

Regarding Tony Blair's political career; the people of Fraserburgh are a bit pissed off with him and his home office at the minute. From the Fraserburgh Herald: "The only known deangerous foreign prisoner released in Scotland by 'mistake' instead of being deported has been caught in Buchan. The unnamed man is now safe in custody after being arrested in Fraserburgh following an intelligence-led operation in the town on Wednesday". Anyway, he was Lithuanian and we don't know what his crimes were yet. The joys of living here...

I'm sure I may be able to force out just a little laugh.....wait......here it comes .... no, sorry. That was sh*t.

So which one are you from? And why the mass posting of Royal photos which is likely to soon be deleted?

Funnily enough Banshees told me we needed a big death. Given his prediction fell on deaf ears, I suppose this is big enough...

Here's a link to the story. Seems he an Ron Wood were trying to climb a palm tree. Presumably bleezing. It sounded more serious when I thought she said train. No sense of diction on that channel (or perhaps I need to clean my 'lugs oot').

You're not going to believe this! Sky news has just reported that Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones is in hospital having just fallen off a train tree! Don't know the details yet.... [Moved to Rolling Stones Thread - ff]

Never heard of him. Weeks to live....Anna Nicole had better get her skates on. (It was she who married the elderly dying billionaire, wasn't it?)

Possibly, but hold your horses. I've seen exactly the same report, nearly two years ago, in The Daily Mail. If this news report is a take from the original Daily Mail article, as it possibly seems, then it's old news. I could be wrong, but like Vinegar Tits, I'll believe it when I see it. Indeed, lets not forget about Haughey earlier on in the month. We thought he was a goner - but no...

No

Is that the moderators or moderaters you're speaking to there?

Is that a code for something?

Just you do that...

How odd, both Gunjaman and me saying the same thing at the same time. I should imagine he will commit suicide now...

Happy Birthday William Briggs Millwall.

There was that very funny scene from 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' (sitcom) where the newspaper put in "beloved C**t" instead of "beloved Aunt". It was, ofcourse, a typo.

I was given the name by Elpeth and her friends at 'The Royal Forums' (the noblest of all Royal Forums) when they discovered an alter-ego type of identity. The name stuck and the rest is history. Indeed, I'm beginning to grow bored of deathlist and so turn up less often. Besides, the Unofficial Royal Forum have just started a new sub-forum (or whatever) completely dedicated to the Charles/Diana/Camilla debate. I'm already on my final warning - I upset a lot of people by being 'rude'.

Exciting news. I found this picture of the Queen. Thats not the exciting part. Behind Jack McConnel there is a seating area and a table. That's where I sit when I'm not busy at Uni. It's also my diner place. Just wait till I tell my friends... (Yes, I know I'm sad.)

COMMUNISTS ARE HELL. MAO KILLED AS MANY AS 65 MILLION OUTPERFORMING HITLER. STALIN KILLED 25 MILLION> HOW DARE YOU DEFEND COMMUNISTS? So these two men account for all communists do they?

This is a chav: Note the chains round this chavettes chins: Chav Army: The way ahead: Here ends the introductory course on chavs and neds.

There's nothing wrong with communists. You've been brainwashed by the US state no doubt...

Yet over 24 hours later, we still do not know who it is...

And what would we do on this bank holiday? At least if there were a State funeral we would have something to watch on this bank holiday.

She gave a Birthday Tribute last night. Carol Thatcher said her mother could not finish a sentence without forgetting what she was talking about. Utter Shite. She managed last night. But on the bright side, it was a public appearance against doctors orders. Could lead to another stroke (however unlikely).