Windsor

May I suggest a series of Pop Idol...

Judging by all his recent health problems, Harald V must have the lifestyle of Jim Royale (from the cult comedy series the Royale Family).* *By that I don't mean they bothe sponge off the State.

Maybe one day it will. The days of the Knight and Dame are comming to end along with the racist Order of the British Empire. This falls in both categories and thus may be out of production soon enough. So hopefully it will work well as an investment.

Perhaps a little over priced, but I won. A pretty little bauble, but what do you do with it? Do you wear it while strutting around your local environs? Then next time I'm in London, I shall get my photograph taken in front of Buckingham Palace whilst displaying the badge. I will then show it to my dim friend and tell him he has to address me as 'Sir' from that point on. Only Joking. It will sit in it's case on a unit beside the rest of them.

Perhaps a little over priced, but I won.

Oh bloody hell. Does this mean that we're going to have to add another word to the forum censor? I can just imagine people scratching their heads, trying to figure out why someone just got called a m*l*k* I don't like this M word. It reminds me of certain things. I don't want to be reminded of anything. I just want to be so gone that I don't know what's going on. Does it remind you of the M words in this sequence?:

I do not own any part of this forum, I am a member like most others. As for putting effort into the forum, I would hardly call sitting on my ass punching words in a keyboard effort. Post count is also nothing becaue we do not post in 'quality' but in quantity. Time at the forum also does not count for much - besides, this forum has only been up and running since October 2003 (I think). Mid 2003 eh? So perhaps you ought to lower your opinion of your deathlist status.

Your arrogance blinds you, Banshees. Go on then, entertain me. In what way do you own this these forums?

Don't talk about F*****g love. All it does is haunt my life. I believe there is a demon who sends out evil love which that is led to dispair and sorrow. Banshees, some people are getting rather annoyed about having to read about your love life on the forum. There's a time and a place - it's called 'Dead Chat'. Burn in hell Windsor - These are my forums and I can talk about anything I want. Charming. I'm sure I will be burning in hell in due course. By the way, when did you become owner of the domain? It would explain the faillings of the past week I suppose...

Don't talk about F*****g love. All it does is haunt my life. I believe there is a demon who sends out evil love which that is led to dispair and sorrow. Banshees, some people are getting rather annoyed about having to read about your love life on the forum. There's a time and a place - it's called 'Dead Chat'.

Ah yes - the good old rat. Scum of the Earth. My kind of people...

You, on the other hand, are very close to snatching the record for the most consecutive complaining poster as well as nearly taking the 'Old Woman' award from Godot's mum. Feel the love, my friend - share it if you really want... If there were more people complaining, there might be less people whoring and this forum might end up resembling DeathList.net again, instead of teenchatterbollocks.com As you are into this whole quality posting stuff, how many quality posts have you been responsible for over the last month? The vast majority of your posts are just moaning and bitching at other members. This is deathlist.net, so I suggest you get used to it because I doubt it's going to change.

Where have you been my dear friend? At one point Bruno managed 50 in one day. Hackenslash managed to notch up 80 in one day. So I don't thing Banshees is close to beating any records. You, on the other hand, are very close to snatching the record for the most consecutive complaining poster as well as nearly taking the 'Old Woman' award from Godot's mum. Feel the love, my friend - share it if you really want...

With friends like that.................... I'm nice to him most of the time - I only wind him up when he is being very silly indeed. I can remember I mentioned the Pope in that Santa Clause type hat around Christmas. He then proceeded to inform me that it could not have been the Pope because the Pope was dead.

Judging by the Farenheit 9/11 thing it was probably his wish to meet President Bush. A little research on Bradbury shows that he is still producing work (even though he may well be dead in that photo).

That's the guy who wrote a short story on how people are becomming lazy choosing to stay indoors and stare at screens rather than enjoy the out door. No idea where he got that idea from...

Believe it or not, I too have stupid friends. I once convinced someone that if you dialled 666 on a phone, Satan would pick up. I convinced him by claiming that if you turn the number upside down you get 999, which is a good number. There was also the time he lost a tooth. I told him he had gum disease and was likely to lose all his teeth. He phoned his Aunt (who was a dentist) and booked an emergency appointment to take a look at 11 o clock at night. There was also the time he asked me (with a straight face) what questions they ask you before you get into heaven and how they know you are telling the truth. He planned just to lie. I think he must have learning difficulties or something...

Exclusive news (Iain style). My sisters boss reported seeing two dead swans in the middle of a park in the sleepy villiage of New Deer (in Aberdeenshire). Like Iain, I have no credible sources so we shall just have to wait and see.

Members of the Upper House give Baroness Thatcher a subtle hint.

Happy Birthday, Cowboy Ronnie from London. Only 365 days until the big 4-0.

His funeral in pictures. (As well as 1 or 2 candidates for next years list).

First I'm told the King of Samoa is fit as a fiddle, and now this. I think I should give up on the foreign Royalty..

I wouldn't bother if I were you W90 - thing of all the hard work it would create. Also, it would tamper with your perfect points allocation. Plus there is the fact that, once again, I have no unique choices - I really must stop going for the obvious ones....

That is either: 1) the first line of a joke, the punchline to which I cannot imagine. 2) CP keeping us in suspense, knowing the answer himself but reluctant to tell us until we beg him. or 3) a question that CP could have googled himself, before disclosing the answer to our mutual interest. Actually it was 4) A question I asked to get StarCrossed to complain about my post quality, because apparentely that's pretty much all they're willing to contribute (read a page or two of their post history if you think I'm exaggerating). I was asking because I thought perhaps I could save myself some research time by having someone who is actually Jewish answer the question. Furthermore, having a member of the actual forum answer the question makes the experience and answer more personal, so that I can interact with the response instead of just having to accept it off a site that may or may not be correct. I'm not going to repeat all my arguments on why I think you should quit whining about post quality in general, but you're welcome to read over them along with Notapotato's response. I think you'll find that you and NAP share a similar grievence except: A. NAP doesn't complain about it all the time and B. NAP is willing to have an intelligent discussion with me to resolve the problem which, aside from the fact that I had to post a bit more than usual today to catch up with the three days I missed and therefore didn't post at all, has been resolved. It must be hell to have a conversation with you in real life. Do you chastize your friends every time they go off topic or just every time they're not insightful and witty enough for you? Tell you what, CP, you stop whining about his whining and SC should stop whining about your posting allowing me to fill the whine-vaccum that you two left behind. Deal?

My ex-Modern Studies teacher claimed to be the 5th Beatle. Although he was not part of the band he was very close to the band in their early days. He went to school with one of them. Needless to say, they became millionaires and he bacame a modern studies teacher - obviously didn't think that much of him...