Windsor

I was doing a bit of family treeing last week and when going through the census ans records of deaths and births, I found that single people tended to live longer than your average joe (You have to discount infant deaths ofcourse). Anyway, the only thing that may interest you lot about my common bloodline is that my Great Great Great Great Grandmother was called Elspeth (Elspit and Elspet on some documents). You learn something new every day... PS. As far as I know she wasn't a lesbian.

I don't think you understand Lady Die. 24 years = bunch of flowers for Mrs Josco 25 years = something expensive for Mrs Josco 26 years = bunch of flowers for Mrs Josco. If you know what I mean.

Did she give you a good licking while she was at it...

I can't think of a Caption, I just love the way the girl is pretending to take her shoe off to get a good stare up Beckham's gown. Then look as Sven's reflex - he moves his left hand as to cover his private area. I don't really think she's interested in you Sven...

Ariel Sharon is to have another operation to re-attach part of his skull. We can always hope....

Tubbs. The Queen. Thats my best effort...

I sure told them... Windsor the Troll strikes again - but is awaiting to be shouted down.

Perhaps we should start a campaign to have the town of Windsor twinned with Royston Vasey.

^ I could easily see this line being read out on an episode of "Have I Got News For You". Yes, I believe they are still looking for a replacement for Angus.

I will review my finances, look at how much it's likely to sell for and then make up my mind on what I intend to do. I only want the badge bit - I already have a Commanders neck badge. Why must there be so many pretty things on this world!?

Not bad Bou - 2 spouses in 2 minutes.

In other news, the Duchess of Cornwall was rushed to hospital after a shooting accident on the Balmoral Estate...

I'll just have to see how things go I suppose... Still, I can always wait another year or so for another one to come along.

F**k obsession - Now Royalty will be leaving you dirt poor. But you know, a big part of life is about enjoying yourself and getting what you want. That's what I usually tell myself...Why hold back? You see, thats the way I think Banshees. If I really wanted it, I could sell the old stuff and buy that. Or I could dip in to the savings which are rather important (being a student).

I want to buy this but I'm afraid it would leave me too poor.

As far as buying weird things go, I spent quite a bit on Orders of the Knighthood (namely a Knight Bachelor Badge and a C.B.E). Regretting it now because my current account is running dry. Which is bad... I also collect royal tat...I mean memorabilia. Oh yes, and coins...

I'm comming back as a hyena. I'm quite happy with being a hyena...

Christ iain, will any celebrities survive 2006!?

May I ask you BHB, why am I known as Marjorie?

Clarence House attempts to make Camilla look good by putting her beside a butt ugly model.

An online Irish newspaper has reported that he is stable - which is probably bad for us. It's one of those things where you have to subscribe so I won't bother with a link...

That wasn't me. regards, Hein Ah, sorry. BTW, I always thought Cowboy Ronnie was American. Turns out he lives in London...

But will Morning Ireland be in mourning? Heard similar myself. Might be just hearsay but - then again - the same source had told me that he was in hospital yesterday, before it hit the news... I'd say you have lucky number 5. Excellent. I hope that your sources are right. But as Hein said - we shouldn't count our coffins until...

I think that was supposed to be some inside information. Thanks Yoda...

The blond twins are Carol Thatcher holding what appears to be a puppet head of her mother, Margaret Thatcher. Margaret Thatcher is Britain's best loved Prime Minister - her reign lasted 1979-1990. She won three general elections, and never lost any as party leader. (Change the name and dates and that could be Tony Blair ) Beebee, since she was far and away the biggest we ever had, I think that might also answer your other question: what's a twunt? The word 'twunt' was first made up and used by Chris Morris on his Channel 4 series Jam (2000). The word stuck in the minds of people and is now often used in 'b3ta'. It is a combination of two rude words (namely twat and C**t) to create one word which may 'be spoken in primmest and properest company'. If you will, it is no more than a clean mixture of both the aforementioned rude words. And that is my understanding of the word 'twunt'.