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Given that he is 76 years old and shared the same lifestyle as his late ex-wife, it's surprising that he hasn't died already. He seemed fine a couple months ago when they were making that docu-drama about Princess Margaret but he has obviously deteriorated since then.

He's had a stroke & he's in a wheelchair ... just like Margaret. I would think Antony Armstrong-Jones merits a thread of his own. And it gives me the opportunity to insert a few snide comments about the House of Saxe- Coburg -Gotha As I am already the happy recipient of 3 warnings would someone else start it ? Thanks................ Th House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha no longer exists. The House of Windsor rules now. I agree, Lord Snowdon should have his own thread.

No need for a rota. Just ignore or report the spam and a mod will deal with it in due course.

There's nothing wrong with being a post whore. However starting a thread about post whores, that's proper mental.

Happy Birthday cookie.

How very entertaining...

I suppose you are right because people tend to die in clusters depending on their job description. Good point. Soldiers being an obvious example. Doesn't that baby of yours need changing.

I suppose you are right because people tend to die in clusters depending on their job description.

It will probably appear online sooner or later. You even get tapes of beheadings fresh from Iraq these days...

Happy Birthday Mr. Reaper! Forty years young.

Judging by this: they may even prescribe rape.

Here we go, this was sent to my newly created 'Bebo' account. This is in full by the way. I hate chain mail: Personally, I'd never send an email like that to anyone. PS. Don't join Bebo unless your looking for what can only be described as an online brothel!

You get to eat your son's homework, chef-ery Dahmer got to eat his friends! There's an excuse I never thought I'd hear. Teacher: Where's your homework. Pupil: My dad ate it. Likely story. Well the original joke is "My dog ate it" which has gotten very old over time. It wouldn't be funny anymore. The modern day excuse is "I was absent" or "I lost it" or even myself and my girlfriend were actually subtracting, dividing and well tried not to multiply which we hopefully didn't.............................. When the teacher asks - Well you weren't suppose to multiply so what's the problem? You'd say - It isn't numbers i'm talking about. Sorry everyone this seemed to turn into joke thread material. I once got that joke in an email - if I can find it I shall post it...

You get to eat your son's homework, chef-ery Dahmer got to eat his friends! There's an excuse I never thought I'd hear. Teacher: Where's your homework. Pupil: My dad ate it. Likely story.

One line of that post involved the birth of a baby girl. The rest of it was a 'Dickie O squad' rant.

Yeah, where is our periodical pun fest! Who is the leader anyway? The Grim Reaper of course.

If you've come back just to cause trouble, I'll advise you to leave now. Moderators, this thread should be deleted as it's content could just as well as have been sent via PM. Instead it was put on a public board to draw attention to what he seems to think is his second comming. If your all so obsessed with Dick 'O, find a fan site and post your nonsense on that.

Give me one good reason why you didn't , Windsor! There is no room for wishy-washy liberalism in the moderaterhood There is also the fact that I may be abusing my warning powers - I put iain up to 40% the last day. I think the admin and moderators have created a monster of me! A glint of humour,maybe,or is it pathos ? Or is it humor as in bile? Just noticed my warnings gone up to 20%, AS YET , I havent recieved a pm,so shall I ignore it? I put up your warning level, and I think I'm justified by what I've read this morning.

Nobody deserves to die like 9/11 or Madrid,it happens,George W is more guilty than Osama,you wont get the truth here. See Winsdor for further details. Jokes aside - they bring the war to us ,we reciprocate. Again, why was my name slipped in there? What's all that about?

Higgins will outlive us all. He's 'beaten' throat cancer (probably no tumour could live long in that body) and is still smoking away. His booze intake is legendarily still the same as ever. And that's only the legal substances... He OD'd on headache pills sometime in the 1980s, and somehow his liver managed to process them all and he recovered in days. Someone should get his DNA sequenced so we can see if immortality lies in his genes. You can bet on that, Hurricane is no loser. He'll be around for many a year to torment all those who wrongly tormented him. Many of those will be long gone before him. You can never put a good man or a real fighter down. Who wants to put him on your sick list can dream on. Alex is here to stay for decades to come, snooker pro or not Thank you Mrs Higgins. Lets see now, you sit there and criticise my wit and humour and then post something like that?

About as funny as the Scottish Parliament. But cheaper! Well I thought it was a decent attempt.

YOUR CORRECTION IS WRONG she went down on April 14th 1912 as of 2005 there are three survivors yet one was 15 when it happen and remembers the whole thing, If she was 15 in 1912, she would have been born in 1897 making her 109 this year. All Titanic survivers are aged less than 100. Perhaps you meant aged 5 at the time...

I don't know, I haven't tried that yet (waiting for a real enemy to slip up ). I decided to issue a couple of warnings anyway...

Give me one good reason why you didn't , Windsor! There is no room for wishy-washy liberalism in the moderaterhood It's like a domino effect. There is also the fact that I may be abusing my warning powers - I put iain up to 40% the last day. I think the admin and moderators have created a monster of me!

Oh, I see. Happy anniversary Boudicca.