Windsor

And so the Octopus guy gains 10 points in the DDP. You can expect his boastings any time now.

Some guy cut up dead bodies to show how they work. Last night he focused on the heart and bloodflow. This included simulating bloodflow, blockages and burst arteries. That is ordinary...

You do know your talking about the black man off the telly. Trevor MacDonald? You mean ther have been two black men on the Telly? Whats this world comming to? Before you know yourself the Empire will fall apart with calls of revolution right left and centre....

I learned that Jacobites don't recognise Queen Elizabeth I of Englands reign because the Catholic Church didn't recognise the marriage of Henry and Anne as Legal. Instead they recognise Mary Queen of Scots as 'Mary II of England'. Jacobites were a bunch of arseholes. (I realise this has nothing to do with books, but I did read it somewhere).

You do know your talking about the black man off the telly.

My reputation of telling bad jokes shall continue with this Joke which I was recently told: 'I heard that there are no ashtrays in the Celebrity Big Broher House this year. Michael Barrymore says that he'll just throw his fags in the pool.' I bet you didn't see that comming.

Okey dokey, get one in for me, make it a verry large Brandy. I thought you ssaid yo get a coupel fo bourbons staight up. wenrt real welll with the 4 gin an tonics. p.s. they askes me to leave. damexd keys atre allm out of place tontight Oh really!?

Who voted "All of them!!" My money's on Bruno.

Osama bin Laden may be dead.

Lets just calm down a bit.

I was reading through DDP enrties when I found Seth Cook: Perhaps we should start a thread specially for ranters.

Thanks be to you all. (My spelling isn't that bad Bruno).

Not sure about mad, but I certainly am a bad typer. I've gotten into the habbit of mixing my n's with my m's.....

Indeed, I boast a portrait of H. M. the Queen herself......

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahaha..... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....... But at the end of the day, at least I don't have cancer you tube! (Now you may be disgusted)

I'm tempted to steal that and use it as my signature - if that was at all possible.

Very well then.

What?

Indeed. Welcome back Tempus and welcome to the Moderater Club Banshees.

Are you slowly morphing into Banshees? That sentence was incomprehensible. Congrats anyway on becoming the third DeathList "Lifer". Yes, I noticed a mistake earlier and I tried to edit it before anyone noticed. I accidently put the 'they' after 'become' rather than before. And I made a mistake on 'Them'. Oops.

That house will be the end of him.

I don't really attract them here, I just piss then off when they are here and become they more annoying.

Thank you MPFC. The last thread started in my honour was by a ranter wanting me banned, so I thank you for being kinder. Regards Windsor the Troll, P.T., M.ter. PS. Wish me luck on my quest to 2000.

I see what you mean. PS. Please don't spit on me.

Bugger - I meant fiction. I can't stand fiction......