Windsor

He had better not die just yet - he's on my already submitted DDP list.

Tell me unregistered guest/Status Quo, which aspect of their music do you like most?

Nothing eh? ............ theres a relief.

I'd sooner hammer a six inch nail very slowly into my head, The effect I imagine, would be marginally less painful than listening to the Quo. PLEASE BE MY GUEST. YOU BORING F****r. I DREAD TO THINK WHAT KIND OF CRAP SO CALLED MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO. The British National Anthem - over and over and over and over and over and over and over.......and over again.

Very ill? Just seen the latest picture of the Queen. She looks gravely ill. Do you think its cancer?

The word 'Children' on deathlist is about as welcome as the same word in the Vatican.

Maybe you should be promoted to Moderator just to make sure With my technology skills, Moderator Windsor would most likely accidentally have the site down in less than an hour. I'm working Christmas Day, I just remembered....

No, we have never considered Kirsty Howard but Kir5ty Howard is a different matter. I've always been led to believe that children are off limits because ranters would constantly annoy us. Like in the Fidel Castro thread, but worse. Also, we are not that sick. I would imagine this thread will also soon be deleted.

She also has an expression that says, "Where am I, whats this S**t, and who are you?'.

I will. Christmas Day means nothing to me (I'm not a Jehova) . I hate it. It will be a welcome distraction from all the relatives we have comming round. I will also be here at midnight on the 1st of January so I expect the list to be up on the dot!

I'm not a mod but I'm giving my opinion anyway. I feel that she's not going anywhere any time soon. If she does die in 2006 it will most likely be later on in the year. It seems that too much has been made of her forgetfulness and dizzy spell in the hairdressers. I watched a documentary on her downfall from No.10 last night/ this morning. I felt sorry for her. But then I rememberedher political philosophy (or atleast my interpretation of it).

I shall be entering as Windsor the Troll. Its become my deadpool name. Cup of Tea: This is the entry form, http://www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/general/entry_form.html.

Welcome back to the forum, Dr. Gill E.Teen.

And because Doherty has been shagging Kate Moss....this could be interesting.

Pete Doherty has been arested again. This time he was driving under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Do you suppose he has any gigs in Paris comming up in 2006 ...

Indeed. We would not have it any other way. Afterall, only the good die young....

You could have at least let me down gently.

Were Status Quo not in Coronation Street recently? Says a lot about their 'greatness' doesn't it. For someone who doesn't like Quo, you seem to know a lot about them. No no, I just like Coronation Street. When a band or person appears on Coronation Street it signals their end - Norman Wisdom for example.

Were Status Quo not in Coronation Street recently? Says a lot about their 'greatness' doesn't it.

I ask for your forgiveness, I was only 2 years old when the photo was taken (official excuse).

Fix your 'Caps Lock', its beginning to irritate me. And mind your language.

Is the one standing next to Dennis Thatcher not Norman Lamont?

We have had an awful lot of ranters tonight, don't you think. One would have thought that they would have better things to do rather than sit at a computer on a Saturday night......wait a minute.....

God sake! I thought it would be a simple case of 'Name' and then 'Year of birth' - oh well then, better research my choices.....

You two, may I direct you to msn where you can set up a messenger service. Pot, kettle, black, I know......