Windsor

I already know the cause of Pete's death (when it comes). I believe he will die as direct result of a terrible accident that occured in 1979 otherwise known as birth. If not, he shall die as a result of the 1978 accident, known as conception.

My favourite Austrian (if indeed he was) foe is Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand's driver. If only he had taken the right route....

So that's where I've been going wrong....

Now would it be fair to knock off a man just due to the results of his job? I suppose you're right - after all it is Iraq. The place where people get their heads hacked off for driving trucks for the coalition.

(1) Oh well then. But she is still likely to die soon. (2) Yes, I suppose the family do searches of 'Jane Tomlinson' all the time. Just to see how close she is to sainthood and all that. (3) Start one on my mother if you wish. Its ok because she doesn't have cancer (yet). We couldn't possibly slag off someone with cancer now. Haha - Purpletrumpet misses their mommy.... (4) I've never raised a million but then again I don't have cancer so people don't feel obligated to give me their hard earned cash. (5) I believe deathlist rules, rule her out because she is only famous because of the cancer. (6) I don't feel inadequate, especially not to a dying woman.

I now think its worth putting the Judge who is trying Saddam on the list. Now a target for assassins for helping the Americans.

Whatever floats your boat, dear. I suppose that, given your obsession with death, it'd be a waste of time to suggest that you get a life. Hadn't thought of Windsor as a "boy in a boat" before. Hello Sailor

Now I'm really worried that I'm being refered to as 'dear'.

I'm quite worried that I'm being refered to as 'dear' actually.

Whatever floats your boat, dear. I suppose that, given your obsession with death, it'd be a waste of time to suggest that you get a life. Yes I know what yo.... OH MY GOD -Prince William has just got the most fantastic new haircut, but hes not better looking than Harry but William and Kate make the better couple. I can't wait for him to be king it would be like the bestest thing ever - wait - that would mean the Queen would have to die or abdicate and thats a shame because she does such a good job. OH MY GOD - I can't believe I used Queen and die in the same sentence. But then again she was a bitch to the Virgin Mary - did I say Virgin Mary, I meant Diana.

My guess is the seventh layer of Hell.

We never get bored of slagging those forums.

Perhaps you could take a leaf out of your own book then.

I've heard that from somewhere? I can't remember.. I suppose it just slipped my mind? Yes Banshees, I believe some guest posted something similar a while ago. I think they base everything on his age which is silly (unless your name is Brooke Astor).

The Queen was in Aberdeen about a fortnight ago opening some curling rink and a children's hospital and I had a small conversation with her: windsor: Hello your Majesty, I'm your number one fan! EIIR: Oh for F**k sake, not another one. windsor: I beg your pardon, Ma'am? EIIR: Another one of those W**nkers from TheRoyalForum. You lot make me sick. What ever happened to good old fashioned Republicanism? She then headbutts windsor and moves along. Ok not really. She was in Aberdeen though and I didn't even bother to go round the corner to see Her. Looks like my obsession is ending.

It said in the BBC article that William Allan shall recieve an Australian State funeral. Is that normal for Australian war dead or is it just because he is the last WWI survivor? If its the latter we can perhaps expect a British State funeral for our last one (when he dies). If not, he should get Maggie's one and she can do without.

No, you just recieved a wonderful two page letter from her PA/ Secretary.

....maybe not then.

....with endless repeats of 'Diagnosis Murder' on ITV.

Welcome to deathlist.net Gart.

Front page of what? Daily Express

I noticed Diana was on the front page again today. They now claim that the drivers blood sample was swapped with that of a suicide victim who had gotten drunk and sucked on an exaust. To be a member of the Royal Forum again......

I can't see this happening. You have to be well liked and respected or Royal for a State funeral and she's neither.

OH YEAH well you seem to enjoy coming on to the deathlist forum,, on posting real opinions I just come here to makei fun of it and make fun of the people posting real opinions , BTW i actually real ylike Franzl Lang..!! So up yours && in the real world were NOT geeks who go on a FORUM dedicated to the dead thhats what cemeatrys are for!! KAYTHANKSBYEFGTS Well thats her membership out the window. What ?

I thought I'd mention it because I went through the trauma of posting a double 0 and it went unnoticed. It started with an 8 .