Windsor

Rough Translation hcw: Hey little man, give me a break, I have heard that one for ages, give it about 10 more years and we'll be there. Notapotato: Who's that man anyway? hcw : How are you? Notapotato : Not bad, hanging on. You know? hcw : Yes, I know, I'm hanging on myself alright. So essentially MH, it still makes little sence.

Congratulations football_fan on reaching your 800th post.

Congratulations on your 500th post Boudicca. Might I suggest that we now start a 24 hour period of celebration in honour of this special occation.

What do you scence oh great one....

I'm sure Mel Gibson will do his interpretation of Titanic some day. Its highly unlikely that the ship will sink in his historical dramatisation. This is the man who decided against a battle scene with a bridge at the battle of Stirling Bridge.

On my travels this moring I heard a very bad joke. I think it was radio two just before Terry Wogan started prick hour with endless slagging of a Scots accent (He was in Abedeen this morning). The Joke Q) What do you get if you walk under a cow? A) A pat on the head.

Adolf Hitler has a recorded voice. Harold Shipman was on telly. Nobody gave a S**t when they died. PS. I hear your doing not too badly for yourselves in the colonies. Even though you are unable to govern yourselves properly. (It requires a leader with IQ of at least 3 numbers, sorry).

We've all suffered equally.

I talk like that sometimes, although I do try not to....

Perhaps if I was as old as he is. Just forget to put the glasses on. I suppose the real question is if you were her, would you....

Oh shite - I forgot to do that minute silence thing. Did you remember millwall? It completely slipped my mind. I suppose I was in the library where I was silent for over a minute - perhaps that counts....

I'm interested, how does one distinguish between a man with testicles and a man with out if one is walking down a street? When putting money in the bank does one ask the male banker to drop his pants in order to see the level in trust you may hold? It also raises serious questions about your current boyfriend....

And hopefully you will shut up.

Having such a common name I'm stuck with random shite. I am a casino however.

How has he paid big time? He hasn't been in prison that long.

I was tempted to take photographic evidence but people would talk...

I can confirm that white dog shite is still in existance. I happened to notice some today and it instantly reminded me of you lot.

Here's a crazy motion. Why not search 'clay pigeon shooting' on google and find an actual clay pigeon shooting site?

Listening to you lot I can only thank god that I grew up in the computer age.

Barker's death seems to have attracted quite a few guests to deathlist. Just out of interest, what was the most users in at any one time today. At around five o'clock I recorded 99, only 7 were members.

What about Mayor Lou Bacci. The mayor is terminally ill with cancer rapidly spreading through his body. He may not be famous enough tho. He was given 60-90 days to live so he may just make it to January. Give deathlist an early success?

Actually millwall, that was me. I did it when I was signing in as a guest during the 'sulking period'.

Does anyone else suspect that we have a guest taking the piss? Could have somthing to do with a certain request?

Did it get run over or did it choke on something?

Windsor, are with-drawl symptoms those which cause Texans to speak the way they do?