Windsor

As it goes: -US painter Al Held dies in Italy at 76. -Actor George Wallace dies at 88. -Neil Simon's brother dies. -Yonkers man who was being eaten by maggots dies after he was taken from filthy home. The last one is my favourite. Actually...

By the way Lisa Simpson avator member - what is your true identity? With the 24 posts you posted today alone I noticed you had a dual identity. So who are you? Are you williambriggs32 or are you millwall32? As far as I know one is not allowed to change identity - as clivesNOTdunn found out.

Hey moderators - Boudicca asked you a question - am I white or brown? Hold the Michael Jackson jokes please.

I believe that you are talking about the Sex Pistols' single "God Save the Queen". Might I add it is the biggest load of drivel that I have ever heard. I much prefer the oringinal version. The thing that you should learn about us monarchists is that we have no emotion - we leave all that to the Royalists.

Well he got back home without being shot 8 times. Beside its Brazil - I don't think immigration is a huge problem.

I'm not bread yet? - My signature has fallen victim to the moderators once more - Oh well - looks like the jokes on me

what a sick F*****g thing to have, a death lottery. I hope you have cancer But wishing cancer on people is A-OK

Yes well - at least Biggs' Visa hasn't expired unlike some people we could name.

I was going through ceefax today and this was the discription for what happened on this day (27/07) 1965: '1965: Shadow Chancellor Edward Heath beats off his rivals in the Conservative leadership contest.' Are you sure he was a closet homosexual?

Q)Whats big and white and sits at the bottom of your bed taking the piss out of you? A)A kidney dialasis machine.

Ok then. At present I believe that he is a C.B.E which makes him within touching distance of a knighthood - im afraid your out of luck 'Sir Steve'.

So I'm guessing there is a hell of a lot of cake left. Mind you, it depends how big the cake was...and indeed on how big the pieces were.

Then perhaps you should chose when to use Caps Locks more carefully.

I think the authority may be drunk - or plain stupid. Or even both.

This reminds me of the days of 'I hate windsor' thread.

That would help - I've been called: Admirer of kings casts a homo. as well as: Rat of masochism adores king. Just for being a monarchist and I'm still here . Perhaps shooting me would be the better option

By my time (which is an hour faster than deathlist.net states) he should be dead by now.

Could this be the Grim Reapers revenge for being out posted by a member?

Last week in Tescos - why? But if you are being serious - on the news.

I know what you mean Ali. You'd never catch me doing that to add to my post tally.

She looked as healthy as my avator - Looks like shes almost raised a smile.

This is possibly the worst joke I have ever heard: Q) What do you call a man with no arms and legs lying on a beach? A) Bob

I'm sure he would be nervous - had he not been in prison with no access to the internet. (Do prisoners get that nowadays - I don't know. They get everything else).

Actually I've always wondered who that was.

We could investigate what happened to 'Death Star'. He/she was a moderator who only posted twice having been a member since June 04. Very interesting. (Or not)