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Excuse me, this is Deathlist. Not 'survive another year' list... ...and thats exactly why he is on it.

Ray - we don't really care. By the way, who are you talking to?

If Harry Potter does die I think I shall splash out and watch the film.

The trial has like...ended. He was found not guilty (yes you read it right). Where have you been the last month or so!? PS. Unless your name is Gavin Alviso I dont think we need an explaination.

Excuse me, this is Deathlist. Not 'survive another year' list.

Or perhaps J.K Rowling dying. You do realise that she is going to write book after book until the damehood (Which I expect to be announced in the New Years Honours alongside Jamie 'arsehole' Olivers Knighthood). I don't like either of them.

Michael Jackson's biographer, Stacy Brown (Michael Jackson: The Man Behind The Mask), believes that he is not likely to live more than 10 years - but what does she know.

I agree with Boudicca. I hate Harry Potter*. *Not for the same reasons as the Vatican - they are obviously terrified that it will out sell the bible.

Still nothing. Should we really believe a guest who has produced no evidence. I think he may be pulling our legs.

He had a "private funeral" (does that mean no-one turned up?) and there will be a memorial service in September Can't wait to see his tomb stone - its bound to be Countdown related in some way. 'Here rests RWHHCDIEEYLRTAI'. (Could this become a cheap spin off of the anagram thread?)

He's been discharged from hospital again. A spokesperson told that he had been discharged but did not give any details of his condition - which is promising.

By any chance, you two wouldn't happen to be bent* prison guards plotting to finish off Mr. Biggs would you? *as in the term 'bent copper'.

OK, calm down. I was just saying.

Sorry, perhaps I am Narcissistic then.

Not really since I didn't actually quote ye at all choosing instead to leave the box blank. In which case, what was the point of the quote box.

I'm getting the feeling that this guy's trying to tell me something about my posts. He said something about beating my 'record' earlier on.

Oh, I see. Wouldn't it just be easier to fire up the sun rays now and get it over with? I mean what will you do if you're among the dead next year? Wouldn't that be a shameful thing to have squandered an opportunity of a blistering summer? You simply must pack your valise immediately and head to a sweltering locale. I thought I was the pointless ranter here - oh well. By the way, you misquoted me.

When will you be expecting it then, in the winter months perchance? I was thinking more along the lines of it happening next summer or the summer after that actually.

I think Prince Charles posted one or two about his mother.

Its not me. I though I might add that I'm not medically a paranoid narcissistic obsessive compulsive schizoid - it was just a quiz which I am planning to post when I find it.

Because he must be punished. He had the oppertunity to die a free man but he came back didn't he?

That is why.

Unregistered ranters piss me off!

I stand corrected. But then again we don't expect weather like that this summer.

I'm allergic to horses - do you suppose a horse bite could kill me