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This is a complete stab in the dark but at 103 Brooke Astor cannot have much time left. I've now reached my 100th post! - I've only been a member 10 days.

From my experiences (working in an old folks home(kitchen)) I can say that the deaths are evenly distributed throughout the year regardless of season. But people do claim that the winter cold finishes them off.

Just to illustrate how much spare time I have, I decided to check how 2005 was doing overall. The result is that 2005's 6 deaths brings it to 11th place out of a possible 19*. *This includes the 1988 list which I recorded as having a 0 success rate. So we are not doing that badly and winter has still to come.

Thats why he's on the list.

Thank You

Yes, I agree. I'm not lying. Honest.

In all fairness, she did lead a very boring, uninspiring life so perhaps the headline should be along the same lines. A touch of alliteration for example, 'Gretchens Gone'.

Perhaps we could add a euthenaisa (I know) twist to it like her character. Or I could shut up.

In true Eastenders style.... Doomf, doomf, doompf-doomf-doomf-doomf-doomf-doomf-doomf. ( That was supposed to be the Eastenders' ending tune )

This gives me an idea for a TV show, 'Homophobs say the funniest things...'

Would you believe it! What are the chances of that!?

Shut up. (Thats all the time I'm allocating to that one.)

Thanks?

Official figures show that most of the anarchists at G8 were english (100ish) followed by Scotland (50ish).

Good idea. Why don't you use this one? Since when was I a nazi - i had a rather polite conversation with a jewish chap on this very site. Actually Kaiser Wilhelm is quite a good idea.

Would it help if I changed aviator.

I get the feeling I'm not well liked within this forum.

I'm not into that Scottish drivel - I'm a monarchist for gods sake. Could you translate please.

How old is he, i believe his company was set up in 1955. Its not that ive researched but because I'm a greedy fat bastard.

Prince Philip and Roger Moore.

HEY EVERYONE, NOTAPOTATO HAS SENSATIONALLY REVEILED HIS SEXUAL ORIANTATION!! Would it have been to far to have started a new topic about it?

Thats got me thinking... Did you plant the bombs and blame it on the IRA !!?

You have 3 options: 1) When he dies. 2)When everyone in the world closes their eyes and holds their ears. 3) When he loses weight and stops bein a monstrosity. Option 3 is least likely to happen.

Listening to the Jakal I cant help thinking, 'you should move'.

I'm not sure but I think this guest may be homophobic. And by homophobic I'm not saying they are scared of gays.