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Vera Lynn because I didn’t see her walk a short distance between a doorway and an awaiting Range Rover this Christmas...

My 2020 Shadow list. First 20 make up my DDP. Peter Tobin John Lewis Alex Trebek Jean-Marie Le Pen Jimmy Carter Thelma Barlow Juan Carlos I Winnie Ewing Vera Lynn Prince Philip Bill Turnbull Lady Pamela Hicks Abdelaziz Bouteflika Countess of Mar Johnny Beattie James Martin Des O'Connor Kirk Douglas Earl of Elgin Prunella Scales Jimmy Tarbuck Leslie Phillips Dick van Dyke Hosni Mubarak Tim Curry Mikhail Gorbachev Julie Goodyear Arthur Scargill Bob Dole George Shultz Demond Tutu Pope Benedict XVI June Brown Phillipe de Gaulle Billy Connolly Sean Connery Una McLean Michael York Dennis Skinner Rolf Harris Barbara Windsor Ruth Bader Ginsburg Nobby Styles George Alagiah Jimmy Greaves Tina Turner Olivia Newton-John Roberta McCain Alex Salmond Donald Trump

What’s this madness ‘he walked to his car so he’ll live’? He’s 99 this year and has a dodgy heart and perhaps even another pre-existing medical condition. I also recall that it has been said that to him living to be 100 would be a personal hell. Rather that willing himself to live to 100 he would probably have rather kicked the bucked years ago. Old age doesn’t suit him, particularly now he’s decrepit.

But surely the Republicans would not approve of a new Justice in the last year of a presidential term...surely it’s a matter for the potential new President...

While I agree he will die first I don’t see what the Queen Mother’s age has to do with it. The Queen’s father was only 56 and the family before that didn’t live particularly long.

Not people. Just one attention seeking cunt whose milking this for everything she can get. You could’ve died? You only broke your wrist you stupid bitch!

Have you considered that after 70 years of having to go to Church on Christmas Day maybe he just couldn’t be arsed?

To be fair he should consider giving up driving as it’s the second car crash he’s been involved in...the previous one being in 1997...

The Duke of Edinburgh will probably live to see 100. He is certainly more active and looks less frail than the Queen Mother ever was at 97, despite his retirement.

Ah flip. In which case Leslie Philips, Nobby Stiles and Sean Connery all move up a space and James Martin of Still Game fame takes number 23rd space.

13/50 for 2018. 2019 has been a rushed affair! 1. Leah Bracknell 2. Roberta McCain 3. Fernando Ricksen 4. Robert Mugabe 5. Abdelaziz Bouteflika 6. Clive James 7. Bob Dole 8. George P. Shultz 9. Glynis Johns 10. Dyke van Dyke 11. Linda Nolan 12. Prince Philip 13. Greg Gilbert 14. Kirk Douglas 15. John Williams 16. Katherine Jackson 17. Bill Turnbull 18. Barbara Windsor 19. Don King 20. Roberto Suazo Cordova 21. Leslie Phillips 22. Nobby Stiles 23. Sean Connery 24. Valerie Harper 25. Dame Vera Lynn 26. Lady Saltoun of Abernethy 27. Grand Duke Jean 28. Pope Benedict XVI 29. Lady Pamela Hicks 30. Buzz Aldrin 31. James Earl Jones 32. David Prowse 33. Desmond Tutu 34. Jacques Chiraq 35. Gordon Banks 36. Stirling Moss 37. Henry Kissenger 38. Emperor Akihito 39. Jimmy Carter 40. Willie Nelson 41. Walter Mondale 42. John McCririck 43. Olivia Newton-John 44. Mel Brooks 45. Yoko Ono 46. Louis Farrakhan 47. Tina Turner 48. Ruth Bader Ginsburg 49. Queen Paola of Belgium 50. Donald Trump.

Transitional Commanders are saying that they have captured Gaddafi. Edit: A senior NTC official says Gaddafi has died of his wounds - Sky News.

Prince Philip. Suddenly.

Apologies to @Deathray for misfiring at him. I was clearly just upset at the news that @Banshees Scream and @Rotten Ali have bowed out. What I would give to curse them just one last time...

Bullshit. This competition died years ago. I've looked at the picks floating about on these last few pages...and I know fuck all about most of them. Of course there are the death connoisseurs who would say that is down to me lack of research, if not education. If those so-called big names have vanished, its probably because all the fun has been sucked out of the competition. Us lesser deadpoolers - who largely stay within the parameters of picking real celebrities (with perhaps the occasional unknown face just to give a suggestion of competition) only really enter now out of force of habit. That, and the fact that every January I get to moan about all you cheating bastards who don't understand that a) its a celebrity Deadpool and b)its only supposed to be a bit of fun. If I ever get diagnosed with terminal cancer in October/November time, I'll be sure to do something utterly tragic just so my death gets a passing mention. Give you lot something to beat off over - somebody nobody has heard of is dying!

To be fair, when this kind of thing counts as a significant for a celebrity deathpool in your view, that's not really an endorsement of him being a major anything... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-42745531

Bob Dole.

I’ve been surviving. :-) Just about. Hope you are well. :-D

I could have you killed.

The term 'snowflake' when used by utter cunts.

I thought they were in Fraserburgh recently, but clearly I'm wrong. Rangers will be here on Sunday. Boarding up the windows and doors...

He was a nobody. In the grand scale of things. Anyone who gets famous for a cancer diary, is not properly famous...just sympathy famous. Not the same thing.

Had Alagiah gone public with his cancer before the new year he would probably be on the list. As for Steve Hewlett....he has nothing on George. He's a nobody.

Indy will never happen. After last time I will expect the Tory government to make a better job of rigging the vote.

If you check the profile of the Duke of Edinburgh when he was a young man, there is a clear family resemblance. And no, I am not suggesting that he is his father. You cunts.