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Yes, that's the gist of it...

Sam Simon...because he's not on my 2014 DDP.

Impossible. I've never been an -er or an -or. Well I say "greats": the word they actually used was 'specials'. The context in which it was used remains a gray area...

Oh.. come on, you know those matter as about as much as Empire magazine movie reviews right? They are less than nothing! Also, it wasn't me. I don't know enough about you to want to put you down, took me ages to even realise/find out why you have a pink hat on your avatar. Welcome (back) to Deathlist 2014. Why do I have a pink hat for an avatar again? I can remember it had something to do with pissing off the boss...which seems to happen frequently in my life. Erm I thought it was cos you were an official gayer. Unless someone's been editing your old posts for their amusement..... Or maybe it was something else then..... god this place and its injokes. Also, ignore/avoid the "New Moderators" thread if you've ingested anything which makes you feel vulnerable or temporarily affects the psyche, or if you wish to cling onto any thin notion you might have had that I am a fully sane person. (The outcome of that thread wasn't my fault, though!). To be fair, both of those reasons are possibilities. PS. I'm a former ModeratEr...a distinction reserved for the greats of this forum.

Prince Philip died?

Oh.. come on, you know those matter as about as much as Empire magazine movie reviews right? They are less than nothing! Also, it wasn't me. I don't know enough about you to want to put you down, took me ages to even realise/find out why you have a pink hat on your avatar. Welcome (back) to Deathlist 2014. Why do I have a pink hat for an avatar again? I can remember it had something to do with pissing off the boss...which seems to happen frequently in my life.

I've come back to this forum after a lengthy spell away only to find that my profile is rated with only three stars. Three stars!? Also, I've been sacked - which means I may be around more frequently...until I stop paying the internet bills...

As far as I'm aware his mobility issues are due to dodgy hips - which doesn't necessarily mean he is at death's door. Having said that, the 93 year old Prince Philip does appear to be in better nick compared to the other Juan. [tumbleweed]

I knew a guy who hung himself on his bed post. Tied something round his neck, tied it round the post and just hung until he suffocated, No idea if it was a fiddle gone wrong though...

2006 (2/20) Rev Billy Graham Zsa Zsa Gabor 2007 (4/20 Omar Abdel-Rahman Fidel Castro Louis Farrakhan Ratko Mladic 2008 (11/20) Rev Billy Graham Gyandra Bir Bikram Shah Nuon Chea Prince Philip Bhumibol Adulyadej Randa bin Laden (Possibly dead?) Edgar Ray Killen Blake Fielder-Civil Terry Lubbuck Fidel Castro Robert Salmond 2009 (3/20) Ian Brady Rev. Billy Graham Robert Mugabe 2010 (7/20) Sir Richard Attenborough King Bhumibol Adulyadej Fidel Castro Queen Fabiola Kristen Hallenga Stephen Hawking Penny Marshall 2011 (9/20) Tariq Aziz Harlan Ellison Queen Fabiola Aretha Franklin Zsa Zsa Gabor Penny Marshall Hosni Mubarak Robert Salmond Helmut Schmidt 2012 (8/20) Penny Marshall Zsa Zsa Gabor Rev Billy Graham Bob Dole Jeremy Thorpe Robert Mugabe Wojciech Jaruzelski Clive James 2013 (10/20) Brian Shivers Wojciech Jaruzelski Tariq Aziz Gough Whitlam Saif al-Islam Gadaffi George H. W. Bush John Derbyshire Leslie Phillips Robert Mugabe Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gabor. She old!

I used to take the bus to work mainly to save time. Sadly the bus I took was full of tinks, benefit scroungers, and 'auld hoors'. I recall one morning a rather rough looking woman was boasting to her pal that the previous evening she had watched a 17 year old lad wank off over a webcam. Correct me if I am wrong, but that is illegal? Secondly, her husband/partner was sitting on the seat next to her backing up her story... They always spoke quite loudly - not really caring that everybody could hear their conversations. Every second word was a swear. It wasn't uncommon for primary school age kids to be on the same bus on their way to school, but that didn't seem to stop them. All of them were, to my knowledge, unemployed (except from webcam Jane herself who could make a pound or two online by watching old men shit everywhere) - but they took the bus down the road every morning for 9 o'clock. Needless to say, I now walk to work. It takes over half an hour, and its normally cold and wet, but to be quite frank, it gets me away from those minks.

They probably get more cock too... Wasn't that the Navy? regards, Hein Indeed. But Kitchener was also known for it...

You are pretty much marked out in Life as a w***er if you have anything to do with A/ The Army B/ Television. Deserve what they get.....hope the Afghans have fun with them Er..... I bet most guys in the army get more pussy (or the other thing, if they like it) than you. They probably get more cock too...

She might still abdicate. She hasn't actually said she won't. Royal commentators put too much significance on the 1936 abdication: there is a great difference between a forty-something year old playboy abdicating after less than a year for entirely selfish reasons, and thus handing the crown to a brother who should not have inherited it; and an 88 year old woman, abdicating after 62 years due to old age, and handing the crown to the King-in-waiting for the last 62 years. I'd hope that if she doesn't go before, she'll abdicate at 90.

Paisley claims he was forced to quit as First Minister of Northern Ireland by Peter Robinson and co: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-25801295 They have responded, more or less, by calling him doo-lally, and saying he has damanged his historical legacy.

He's also a massive crook. Which helps.

Neil Kinnock was ahead of Thatcher many times during the 1980s. In fact, I would dare say "most" of the time. (Although I'm not old enough to personally remember). And he still got whooped twice. So yeah, polls don't necessarily m,ean that much mid-term. Although, obviously Cuntmeron is not even in the same sport as Thatcher, nevermind league. Exactly.Camerons no Thatcher (ie he couldn't lead a poodle on a walk round the garden) and no matter how poor Miliband is,he's not going to do a good impersonation of a football hooligan the week before the election like Kinnock did in 92 (I assume)! No but he does a good impression of a slimy little Marx-worshipping dweeb who probably doesn't even know who Winston Churchill is, and would sign over everything to Emperor Van Rompuy on day 1, then move out of no. 10 and into his new job as "Regional Tsar of Britanniaville" or whatever, and have the houses of parliament turned into a museum/tourist attraction. So that might put a lot of people off. I didn't know we still allowed Daily Mail readers to post on the forum?

Ah. Sounds like a bit of a tink.

Boner. Stauner! Pinger.

Glenny, I'm fairly confident, will get national newspaper coverage; mainly because Sharon Osbourne is a supporter and has donated £10,000 to his fund. He may also prove to be the biggest ranter fire magnet hereabouts since Paul Hunter. Fucking Shite. Jo Bryant was much more newsworthy than that guy. She actually did something rather than sitting around feeling sorry for herself. Not that I'm in any way bitter about not getting points for her, you understand.

Boner.

Is he being treated by the doctor from Family Guy: Do they not have any medical equipment in Israel?

Rev Billy Graham

A thread to report the deaths of all those famous folk who kick the bucket in 2013. Also a place for arguing over whether the deaths of celebs who already have their own threads need to be posted here. Also a thread for guests to report big deaths multiple times, just incase we missed it the first 3 times. Here's hoping for a good year!