Windsor

You can't beat a bit of wild speculation......... We should bet on it. With the right odds who knows...this time next year we could be millionaires!

It's an SNP safe seat. The SNP will win, possibly with an increased majority.

So what Alex Salmond died then? You wouldn't exactly be choked, would you? It is a well documented fact that I hate that man. But I can't ever see myself protesting at his funeral...

I did have qualms before, but not since the death of Baroness Thatcher. I've never had a party over anyone's death, and I certainly haven't protested at anyone's funeral. So compared to those fuckers last week, my ethics are comparatively impeccable.

The Lord Mayor nearly causes a second State Funeral in as many weeks... http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/18/queen-narrowly-avoids-lord-mayors-sword-at-margaret-thatchers-funeral-3639755/

Lord Hattersley and his wife divorce after 57 years of marriage. http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/391532/Labour-s-Roy-Hattersley-granted-quickie-divorce-after-57-years-of-marriage

Updated for Thatcher...(although the tmib may wish to update his starting post).

You've obviously never heard of this guy: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Baumgardner

I beg to differ:

In which case we should get the Queen on the 2034 list...

First hit for my theme team, Windsor's OBE. He was on my DDP last year...

Gough Whitlam

I'm largely indifferent to the news of her death - other than the air punch at realising another DDP pick had died. Incidentally I was sitting on the toilet taking a shit when I learned of her death...

They took her rings off her in custody because she also self-harms...unless that was an attempt to get sympathy.

This should be interesting...

Not really. Obscure picks tend to undermine the point of a celebrity dead pool because they're not 'proper famous' like Pat Butcher. For the record, Jo Bryant was betrayed by the media...

Awkward...

Having looked through the pictures I wonder if those 'gangsters' realise that they look like a proper bunch of douchebags.

No Not that it was ever in doubt, but how about this? I hope you've kept the place tidy, Octopus. I was beginning to lose hope... Moves me into 9th, I think, but a massive whack off DDT climbing inevitably to the summit. Jo Bryant was much more inspirational than her...

He's apparently giving Cardinal Scola a tour of the Papal Apartments: "Lets take a look at what you could've won..."

Well given that she was a Princess of Sweden...Italy?

Gough Whitlam

Excellent... Proved to be a more reliable joker than al Megrahi ever did!

They were saying his resignation was sped up due to I'll health. Might be a good punt for next year - if the stress doesn't kill him before 2014!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/23/cardinal-keith-o-brien-accused-inappropriate I don't know how well known he is outside Scotland. But... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA