Windsor

A good day at the office for the DL!

We're open to suggestions. What can you come up with? Demjanjuk Exterminated.

Zsa Zsa Gabor.

My third.

That will give him a lift Alternatively it could've given him that sinking feeling...

She has to die on somebody's birthday. There's no reason why it shouldn't be his.

Well, if it's irrelevant I believe it should go. That's exactly why you should piss off.

I wouldn't say they're cursed...I'd say she's just lived too long.

I have faith in Al-Megrahi...even though the bastard is worth two less points for me now.

Did Keith vacate the pitch at half time?

Madonna's fanny.

Lets stop being a cunt about it. Nothing has been confirmed yet. You are the cunt. Watch the news tomorrow. I work at the Lister Hospital in Chelsea. And it is sad because he was a really nice guy B And like Windsor has said, nothing has been confirmed. Watch the news tomorrow you cunts He may well be dead by tomorrow. But that doesn't mean you're not a liar, and it certainly doesn't mean you're not a cunt. And you are most definitely not a cunt because a cunt is at least useful for something Not to you, you massive homo.

Lets stop being a cunt about it. Nothing has been confirmed yet. You are the cunt. Watch the news tomorrow. I work at the Lister Hospital in Chelsea. And it is sad because hevwasva really nice guy B And like Windsor has said, nothing has been confirmed. Watch the news tomorrow you cunts He may well be dead by tomorrow. But that doesn't mean you're not a liar, and it certainly doesn't mean you're not a cunt.

Lets stop being a cunt about it. Nothing has been confirmed yet. You are the cunt. Watch the news tomorrow. I work at the Lister Hospital in Chelsea. And it is sad because hevwasva really nice guy

Lets stop being a cunt about it. Nothing has been confirmed yet.

The BBC have cropped his photo ready for death. A close up of the face...minus the wig.

All these name changes...I can barely keep up. I remember the ancient times of Notapotato and heavencanwait. regards windsor

Rapes not his game. I'm pretty sure it's murder...

He is now in police custody, so he'll probably last quite a while. Edit: Then again - he may not be.

Stalker of the year award.

No. Etta James was the DL obit writer. Her sad passing has left the committee at a loss, but worry not - auditions will soon take place to find a replacement...

I was always under the impression that he was rather unpopular in Tonga.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Have you never heard of the edit button ? I'm not sure if guests can edit.

When someone smugly tells you about a subject adding at the end "but you wouldn't know anything about that", and you're able to reply smugly with "I've written a 9,000 word essay about it (and probably know more about it than you do)".