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Wow. I'm sure some jammy bastard will 'cash in' big time on the DDP.

It has generated such a reaction because the same few posters won't shut up about him.

Man of peace? After a protestant led genocide perhaps...

Cardinal Paolo Romeo, the archbishop of Palermo, says the pope will be dead within a year. The Cardinal seemed so sure of the Pope's demise that it has prompted assassination fears. According to this article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/9073811/The-Pope-will-die-within-a-year-Vatican-assassination-fears-revealed.html

That's because old people die. Comes in handy...

It's nice to see a proportionate response in the media regarding Capello's resignation...is it really that big a deal?

The Queen returned to London today following her winter stay at Sandringham. Prince Philip stayed on at Sandringham... http://www.eveningnews24.co.uk/news/the_queen_catches_train_from_king_s_lynn_to_london_after_christmas_break_in_norfolk_1_1202636

I'm actually quite disappointed that I've missed this death. I went with the Reverend Bigot of America rather than the Irish one. Still, we can live in hope.

if its Nelson Mandela and not Mugabe i'll kill him... I believe it is Mugabe, and I believe this man is correct in his prophecy Could be Mubarak Mubarak and Mandela are former presidents. His prediction was very specific, so surely he means a current preseident...* *Yes - I am aware it's all bullshit.

My friend's granny and her sister. Where's the claim to fame thread?

Deepest sympathy LB. And if you do visit th brother-in-law, give him a kick in the balls from me.

Track down an internet troll: http://news.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/front_page/newsid_9693000/9693594.stm Regards, Windsor the Troll

This just in...don't bother.

King George VI died on this day in 1952. (I would post a picture, but my usual method doesn't seem to be working.) Edit: Here is a video instead - for all you Republicans out there:

Unfortunately the wording for my Chris Huhne headline was shite: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-16866127 I assumed he would be a hanger on-er, and would have to be pushed. I would only get points for Chris, Huhne, and cabinet.

Buy her tub of clearasil next year. Assuming she's a teen, it'd be the best revenge present ever...

Probably won't be as shit as a year of your miserable existance. Anyway - BBC article of Gibb saying he's feeling fantastic: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-16895152 The fact that he allowed the speculation to go on for so long probably indicates that he is one of a growing number of celebrities ho will use cancer to raise their profile. And people calll us sick...

Chris Huhne's gone.

Welcome to Fraserburgh:

It's either blood or liquid shit. She'll probably say it was spray-tan or something though. What's more disgusting: The unfortunate image of Aguilera, or the fact that people have felt the need to publish it? It's something I could've lived with out seeing or knowing.

Bebo appears to have been taken offline...permanently. I'll remember the good times....like when I was frequently called an anti-Scottish, Queen shaggin', turncoat bastard by the cybernats.

As time goes on, I grow more and more convinced that 2012 really will lead to the end of the world. This is just an attempt to pick a fight with Iran.

I fail to see how you can accidentally fit a noose round your neck. The only way it could be deemed accidental is if he was found over a puddle of his own spunk...

Lets hope it doesn't offend any of our longstanding members...

Hosni Mubarak is still the President: http://edition.cnn.com/2012/01/22/world/africa/egypt-mubarak-trial/ His lawyer claims there was no written resignation, which means he is still President according to the constitution...