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He started off in my DDP, but I chickened out and removed him because I didn't think his cancer was THAT serious.

Gibb claims his doctor says he's recovering "spectacularly well" : http://www.contactmusic.com/news/robin-gibb-making-spectacular-progress_1285784

Stop speaking out your black hole.

I would, but it became clear last night that I really am a conversation killer...when everyone fucked off and left me.

I don't know, but I think Achelous might be sulking today...

yeah but Swire also thinks he didnt do the bombing so wouldnt put too much faith in his opinion... Maybe he didn't. I'd imagine Swire has had a greater interest and understanding of the facts of the case than any of us.

Al Megrahi. Dr Jim Swire seems to think he's fucked.

The next big whodunnit for Emmerdale: http://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/Article.aspx/2603914

Excellent...she was may joker until I swapped her with Megrahi.

1. Ken Livingstone wins Mayoral race. 2. SNP gain in local elections. 3. [E] Milliband loses Labour leadership. 4. Chris Huhne loses cabinet spot. 5. Mitt Romney wins GOP nomination. 6. Britain has disappointing Olympic medal haul. 7. Alex Salmond's affair exposed. 8. Queen's Westminster speech infuriates SNP. 9. Palace announces Kate pregnancy. 10. Katie Price marries again. 11. President Obama races to victory. 12. It's official: David Walliams isn't funny - just a desperate publicity whore.

April 14th 1912: MAN: "Women and children first please." 25 years ago: WOMAN: "Women want sex equality" ... 15 years ago: WOMAN:"Women to fight sexism" 5 years ago: WOMAN:"Women winning on sex equality" 3 days ago: WOMAN: "It was unbelievable, men were trying to get into the lifeboats before women" x

I'll enjoy these few hours being near the top of the pack... That'll be me until December.

Kim Jong-nam, the elder half-brother, says Kim Jong-un's regime will not last as long as his father's: http://edition.cnn.com/2012/01/17/world/asia/north-korea-kim-other-son/

Ali turns 70: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/16596770 Also, Bill Clinton's looking his age..

She was a civil servant. It was practically her job to be boring...

Dead. Here's hoping for a decent obit. Edit: And her age...

Not the best 'Downfall' video out there, but I like it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va6r5Ez-VF8

Seems that he's likely dead, but did he die in 2011 or 2012? A difficult one this. How can we be absolutlely sure he's dead? If his mates in the Taliban confirm it, then perhaps... The Taliban have a reason to say he's alive. I'd wait until either Pakistan or the United States confirms his death. However, if the Taliban does admit he's dead, then give the teams points. But only if it can be proven that he died in 2012.

Story from the Daily Mail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2086941/Margaret-Thatcher-dementia-The-Iron-Lady-didnt-know-David-Cameron-was.html A woman with dementia doesn't know who the Prime Minister is...hardly news-worthy.

With regards the above... There was nothing wrong with my mates dad when he entered the travel shop to book a holiday for his 50th birthday...he left said shop in a body bag having suffered a massive heart attack. He was 49. If ever there was an example of the unpredictability of death, that's surely it.

I only need one: Alex Salmond Dies.

Yes, but the murdered man's wife says it was just a tragic accident...which makes me think she may be humping the accused.

One of my friends told a joke on facebook the other day. It was a decent enough joke, but the response of another friend was funniest: Chris: Welcome to Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. So Anthony, you had £5 to spend...what's in your bag? "Organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, wine, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats-cheese and 3 bottles of Cava and a bottle of Blue Nun and I have £2.74 left over". Darren: Aye where the fuck does he shop, I'm gonna go there from now on. That's at least 50 quid from tescos! I should probably explain - Chris is a chef, and yes, Darren really is that dim.

Why would anyone protest? Anyone with a beef with her would be delighted! If she gets a state funeral, I'll bet you some arse tries to protest about it.

It may be pleasing to both camps if she dies in the summer of 2012. She probably wouldn't be granted a state funeral considering celebrations for the Olympics and Diamond Jubilee will be under way, which means she could be buried with some degree of dignity (ie less protesting).