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  1. Windsor

    The 6th Death Of 2011

    I always hold out hope...the hope that you'll fuck off and find another hobby.
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    Robert Mugabe

    Robert Mugabe - last dictator standing:
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    The Deathlist Howto

    Since the upgrade I have accidentally clicked on the posters name rather than the 'last post' option on the main board...so if everybody is making the same error that could account for it. Then again, I may just be a retard.
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    Things To Do While Waiting For Death

    I'd rather spend my time murdering little fuckers like you.
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    From Cleric To Relic

    He seems to have responded well to his treatment: http://www.indcatholicnews.com/news.php?viewStory=19404
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2012

    Either Joe Kapp or Angelo Mosca. Both men are 73 years old, and retired 'Canadian football legends'. They both also hate each other: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15932748
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    Political Frailty

    BBC Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15931683
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    Gary Speed

    I had never heard of him until today. Looking at his stats he doesn't appear to be anything special. Besides, this time tomorrow he'll probably be exposed as a paedo of something...
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    Comedians & Comedy Writers

    I only know of him because he was elected Rector of the University of Aberdeen when I was there. I voted for the other guy...
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    Notaguest Appreciation Thread

    Now fellow forum members, whilst I'm a newbie compared to most and I'm certainly not a troll, I find the above rather curious. I'm not concerned with googling a certain Gilbert Gottfried, but googling "how to kill a troll" wasn't the best initial idea. So I took the idea of moving on to "ways to kill a troll". Then it dawned on me. http://www.darwinawards.com/ Interestingly the next part of Notaguest which is clearly warped is his CAPS LOCK key.. no need to shout dear. I don't think kill is the optimal solution, silence is probably better, silenced people tend to get frustrated and I like the idea of notaguest being angry with us. I hardly think notaguest is Gilbert Gottfried - because if he was he would be...you know...funny, notafool. The fact there hasn't been a deathlist death since Betty Ford 20 weeks ago today does make you wonder if there wasn't something in that whole 'curse' business though... The w***er was around a long time after Betty Ford died.
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    The Fringes Of Fame/family Of The Famous

    She was probably fired from the show. If I remember correctly she was caught cheating in the last series by putting her fatties on an extreme crash diet.
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    Room 101

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-15817172 Fat, smelly, neck-less, slug-like, 10 chin, new money bastards! The fat man will certainly be going on my shadow list next year.
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    Ronnie Biggs

    Keith Richards was a bit pissed off when he lost his status on the list back in January 2006. http://www.examiner.ie/breakingnews/ireland/cweykfqleyau/ He got his revenge a few months later by falling out of a tree, and then again by crashing his jet-ski...
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    Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

    Unless the Israeli's start bombing. That could potentially reduce his life expectancy.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2012

    Although the Pope needs to die (or possibly abdicate) next year to make way for a black Pope, and thus trigger the end of the world in 2012, it is highly doubtful that he will actually die. Queen Elizabeth II has a good 5 years left in her at least...unless King George VII gets impatient... It's not the black pope you have to worry about.if herman cain is elected president of the USA we can all kiss goodbye to our asses... I thought it was his lady employees' asses he was interested in? did Nostradamus say that a black pope will be elected in 2012 thus bringing about the end of the world? because m aybe he got m,ixed up between pope and president.In his day maybe the pope was the m ost powerful guy in the world,so maybe Hermain Cain will press the biug red button on his oval office desk on december 21 next year! (presumably mistaking it for an escort room service) If he were elected the next US President - which seems unlikely - he would not be in office until January 2013.
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2012

    Although the Pope needs to die (or possibly abdicate) next year to make way for a black Pope, and thus trigger the end of the world in 2012, it is highly doubtful that he will actually die. Queen Elizabeth II has a good 5 years left in her at least...unless King George VII gets impatient... It's not the black pope you have to worry about.if herman cain is elected president of the USA we can all kiss goodbye to our asses... I thought it was his lady employees' asses he was interested in?
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    Saif Al-Islam Gaddafi

    Saif al-Islam, Gaddafi's one time heir and most well known son, has been captured in Libya. Given what happened to his father, it wouldn't surprise me if he is already dead and lying in the cold storage of the local branch of Tesco. http://www.bbc.co.uk...e-east-15804299
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2012

    Although the Pope needs to die (or possibly abdicate) next year to make way for a black Pope, and thus trigger the end of the world in 2012, it is highly doubtful that he will actually die. Queen Elizabeth II has a good 5 years left in her at least...unless King George VII gets impatient...
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    World's Oldest

    Maybe you should contact the BBC to let them know. I think the Guinness Book of Records need to know. I will let my friend know, as its not really my place. My friend's granny and great aunt now seem to be recognised as Britain's Oldest Twins. They celebrated their 102nd birthdays two days ago: http://www.dailymail...-long-life.html Guinness still recognise the Welsh twins as the oldest in the world though... That's resolved a bit of a puzzle. While I was doing a sweep of the entries to check whether any had snuffed it, I noticed the two pairs each with the "oldest" twins tag and pondered on whether the older set had actually died, but it's nice to see that their still alive. I will update their status, official or not, on the database... EDIT - hold on, their not the twins on the database, so who the hell are they? What happend to the "other" oldest twins, Olive Tucker and Ivy Shermer? Are they dead? Olive Tucker and Ivy Shermer seem to have been forgotten about when Betty Richards and Jenny Pelmore took the title from them on the occassion of their 100th birthday back in January 2008. I have found no evidence of Olive or Ivy's death, and if they were still alive they would be Britain's oldest twins by about 6 months. Unfortunately I can't search the register of deaths for England because the resource I use only goes as far as 2006. I would assume one of them has probably died. They would likley have made the papers again for their 100th birthday in 2009, and their 101st and 102nd if they were both still living.
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    World's Oldest

    Maybe you should contact the BBC to let them know. I think the Guinness Book of Records need to know. I will let my friend know, as its not really my place. My friend's granny and great aunt now seem to be recognised as Britain's Oldest Twins. They celebrated their 102nd birthdays two days ago: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2062407/Britains-oldest-twins-reveal-secrets-long-life.html Guinness still recognise the Welsh twins as the oldest in the world though...
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    Geoffrey Hughes

    Geoffrey Hughes is an actor...who is still alive. Eddie Yeats is a fictional character...who is not known to have died yet.
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    Smokin' Joe Frazier

    Ali was at the funeral. He can still walk so his disease is perhaps not as bad as we might have thought at this stage. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/15728360.stm
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    Jimmy Savile

    It takes even more luck to see the sea through a gold coffin and 6 feet of earth.
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    Room 101

    People with relatives in the armed forces who try to make remembrance day about themselves. Send those fuckers off to Afghanistan...
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    Ideas And Possibilities For 2012

    That's the kind of optimism we like to see on here. The kind of dickhead who would pre-record the commentary of his own funeral...
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