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If you believe some reports, she often forgets Dennis is dead - so I doubt she recognises the significance of the date. As for the handbag, I think David Cameron selling off the Falklands would be more likely to finish her off.

Supreme Court Judge, Lord Rodger of Earlsferry, has died aged 66.

Oh right...you're one of those are you? Oh dear. Stunned by this, notaguest has always come across as a pretty sensible type otherwise. I have a particular dislike for conspiracy theorists.

Oh right...you're one of those are you? Oh dear.

They say the last thing you do before you die is crap your pants...so he died in a pretty handy place.

Never. Sign in next time you feel like taking a pop.

It's pure post whoring...pure post whoring.

Crash your own funeral...then die again.

Well - did you feel cheap when nobody replied?

He was on my DDP theme team - my second hit. You better watch out DDT!

As we speak Muhammed Al Fayed is trying to find out what Ryan Dunn ever did to upset the Duke of Edinburgh...

Nazi War Crime suspect, Milivoj Asner , dies in Austria aged 98.

Blimey. Pretty shocked at that one. I'm not. He was an idiot. It was inevitable... Yes, but I thought he would die in a hilarious horse-spunk-drinking accident, not a regular car crash. It wasn't entirely regular. It's being reported that he was a drunk driver travelling at speeds of up to 110mph. His face was either so mashed up or so badly burned he had to be identified by his tattoos.

Blimey. Pretty shocked at that one. I'm not. He was an idiot. It was inevitable...

I really don't understand... What is the connection to Havelange?

This was reported in this very thread on 9th May 2011...a post which you replied to...

Sad loss.I think they should erect a statue outside parliament to commemorate him.Preferably with a megaphone attached blaring out his taped protests in a permanent loop to piss off MPs Sad loss? He was an annoyance. Don't you think he was a great fighter for free speech then? Not really. I do understand why you sympathise with him though. He was an annoying, rambling git too...

Sad loss.I think they should erect a statue outside parliament to commemorate him.Preferably with a megaphone attached blaring out his taped protests in a permanent loop to piss off MPs Sad loss? He was an annoyance.

That's dementia for you...

Anyway... I've tasted Cravendale...and it just tastes like milk. Rather disappointing when you consider their adverts...

Those pathetic, poisoned individuals that write sex comments on videos for kids on YouTube. That is so sick! Do some people do that? That's not nice at all! At the risk of getting nailed to something: Why can't people just be kind to each other? Because everyone else is an arsehole.

That was reported about a month ago.

Fraserburgh doesn't have a Sainsbury's, so I won't be shopping there either.

Why does this annoy you? I'd prefer to be called mate than 'sir' or something overly formal. I consider it impolite. I'm not his mate - as far as I know, we've never met before. 'Sir' would be the correct form of address, and not overly formal in my opinion. Maybe its a generational thing. I prefer to be addressed as 'your excellency'. It hasn't caught on...

Is he going to kill someone? I thought he already had...