Clive's NOT Dunn

Are you a member of the Bee Gees? Round of applause from the C'sND household for that one! I think we should see if we can get them to release it as a single in time for Christmas.

I think everyone should become "Lord Buckingham". Imagine the fantastic garden parties we could all enjoy.

Is there a time limit? I'm currently wrestling with myself. Me too ... I'm wavering. Do I have to PM the Grim Reaper and post my intended new name on here? Seems a bit "belt and braces." I only suggested PMing me because I would then be alerted and could make the change fairly quickly - if you just post your intended change in this thread, it could be missed. So there you have it. DWB Changing one's name gets you into all sorts of bother, people just don't know who you are!

What a rather appropriate surname. He was laid to rest quietly -He didn't want a big do.

I agree, as long as the urn is visible using a decent pair of binoculars and doesn't require an expensive garden observatory. It's what he would want, I'm sure.

I'd take it back, the shift lock seems to be a tad faultY.

Wasn't he in the A-eam? (oops, Mr T).

May I unleash a fact from the Clive's NOT Done personal database: I was scheduled to depart the foetal sack on Halloween 1967 but delayed my arrival until Bonfire night! (the same year)

May I suggest ... "Jimmy's NOT Young?" I quite fancy : Max IS Schmeling

Ah I see. I've always thought of it as Jan-e-o as in Borneo...except swapping the Bor bit for Jan obviously.

Because he isn't. When he is I suppose I'll have to change it.

...and it's goodnight from him.

I read somewhere that transplanted livers don't last as well as one's own. Maybe something to do with the anti-rejection drugs? SKY NEWS : "George Best in intensive care after kidney infection"

What I'll write may not go down well with my countrymen, but I agree. If the rise of sea level continues as it does, the western part of my country will become unsafe for living within a century. I live in the western part of my country, about 4 m below sea level. I feel safe now, we've spent billions on those bloody dams. Solid engeneering, that. Add another meter to sea level and I'm not so sure. I've read somewhere that if all land ice would melt, the beach would be in Paris. That may be centuries away, but climate trends are that way. In the long run my place will become uninhabitable. The good news is: I won't be around. regards, Hein I say Skinny old chap, I reckon you were doomed the day Hans Brinker joined this list.

Sounds a bloody good idea - what part of the world is that? Silverstone.

Sorry mate, there's no official involvement, woe betide the poor bastard who suggests taking them down. You've found there Clive a photo of what I guess to be a stand of crosses in it's preshrine state (sadly, football jumpers and photographs aren't peculiar to your part of the world). People put them up in the strangest places too, years ago some guys died fixing some kind of sewer or similar and within a day there's a bunch of crosses on the nearest traffic island to the manhole. Taking a bit far methinks. Really!? All those I saw were remarkably similar. I didnt see them for sale in 3 G's, is there a shop where you can buy them?

Poor simple creature, gapping mouth, lifeless eyes...and the fish doesnt look well either.

I've always thought something should be done about those road-side chav-shrines where some twat of a boy-racer has pranged his 205 and the family has lashed the overweight, acne-ridden, drunken dickhead's football shirt to a lampost with a couple of £1.99 bouquets. Perhaps a better and more socially useful approach would be to suspend the body (or bodies if his fu*kwitted mates and tattoed girlfriend were in the car too) from the lampost in some sort of medieval gibbet. Might make his peers think twice before they overtake on the inside at 90 mph.... I might be wrong but in NZ I'm sure there's an official 'body' that goes around erecting little wooden crosses to mark accident death spots. Not quite Arlington cemetary but still a nice reminder.

Conjures up a strange image. Four times the fun.

Is this lady worth a mention? Given all the kufuffle she has caused I've a mind to give her a call.

Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd

Maybe Millwall is as confused as I as to why this issue has come up. How long does it take to read the one line dross to get to the relevant stuff? All this discussion about too high a posting frequency is self defeating. Maybe someone from the Royal Family site is on the attack!

I agree, I voted. Then the poll vanished. Incidentally I wish Graham Poll would vanish. I personally can't see a problem, it adds a certain liquidity to the forum. It builds the tension whilst waiting for a classic from Skinny Henry et al.

I really don't think he is a girl. Although this is the internet, and one can never be sure.. I'm a girl and so is my wife Cyril.

and Futurama: Stephen Hawking: "Great. The entire universe was destroyed." Fry: "Destroyed? Then where are we now?" Al Gore: "I don't know. But I can darn well tell you where we're not: The universe!" Nichelle Nichols: *sigh* "Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again." Gary Gygax: "Anyone wanna play Dungeons & Dragons for the next quadrillion years?" Nichelle Nichols: "Sure, I guess" Stephen Hawking: "Yes, please." Deep Blue: "Pawn to rook A." Al Gore: "I'm a tenth level vice president!"