Clive's NOT Dunn

Good to see they have read their job descriptions.

Yes, I agree. I post on here a few times, not because I want my averages to go up, I post when I fell it is necessary. But like now this reply was not essential for me really. But I felt why not join this ridiculous thread and post some nonsense as well. Thats all I have to say. Me too.

I watched an interesting televisual program on the jolly old BBC last night about our glorious former leader and saviour of the World, Winston Churchill. One of the chaps contirbuting was a former aide or some such from around 1948. His voice was accompanied by a black and white photo showing the then young man alongside WC. As the eulogy continued the photo faded out to revel the gentleman as he is today. I dont think I have ever seen a human that looked quite as old as he did. He might have been to the same make up artists that used to spruce up Bramble and Dunn but even so he looked like he was about to fall to pieces at any second. Good on the lad for not giving up and at least he wont trouble the NHS Xray budget. It got me thinking... any thoughts on a celebrity to match?

No, Clive’s NOT Dunn No, football fan either then.

Not strictly accurate about the 18 age limit, It's somewhat blurred, UK law is so unclear. Quite clearly explained here Children & alcohol I'm sure it's illegal to be drunk in charge of a perambulator.

Q. What do you call a man wearing two raincoats? A. Max Q. What do you call a man wearing two raincoats in a cemetary? A. Max Bygraves.

Brian Harvey (30 ish) will probably run himself over again.

So sorry...I don't "work" weekends. The answer: About an ounce.

Perhaps but did they have their BFH?

Reminds me of the old playground joke: Whats the difference between Bobby Sands and a Cornflake?

My friend's sister, Jane, doesnt drive. Not sure of the reason.

Did they have a time limit on the animal? i.e. if it wasnt won after a certain number of shows they put it down and got a replacement puppy? Incedentally: "I think the people who could have won it lived in a flat........... Isnt that a Bowenism?

Looks like we are under attack again.

I would imagine that any man who gasses his own countrymen is a bit of an arse hole - I think that explains my comment. Secondly, no one thinks that the ejaculation connotations are funny (I probably speak for myself there). In response to the rest of the rubbish you added, I say this: What? My collegue gasses us on a daily basis and he is alright.

Ditto. Is there anyway I can change my "not" to lower case?

And he's got an advanced state of alzheimers... This is officially the 78th posting of that joke. Who has? 79th...

One down three to go 10:39 22Jul2005 RTRS-SUSPECTED SUICIDE BOMBER SHOT BY POLICE IN LONDON-SKY TV CITING POLICE SOURCES 10:43 22Jul2005 RTRS-Police shoot suspected suicide bomber in London-Sky LONDON, July 22 (Reuters) - Police shot a suspected suicide bomber in an underground train station in south London, Britain's Sky television reported on Friday, citing police sources. Sky said the man was shot while he was trying to board a train on Friday.

COuld have fooled me. Is it just me or does anyone else find Teddy's avatar disturbing?

Nice sense of priorities there... It's the marvellous environment I work in! Good news is I made a few quid out of it.

LONDON, July 21 (Reuters) - Britain's FTSE 100 <.FTSE> erased nearly all its gains on Thursday after a London Underground station was evacuated and smoke was seen coming from a train, prompting fears of another attack like the deadly bombs which hit London two weeks ago. A fire brigade spokeswoman confirmed a station had been evacuated and a witness reported a fellow passenger saying a small explosion blew apart a rucksack on an underground train.

aluren bacall? Was she a Harpy?

Get him on the list quick, it's nearly 09.30 already.

What does the "G" stand for? No worries I've found it ....Gertrude.

What does the "G" stand for?

Is he the guy from Crème Brûlée? Last I saw they had split up.