Clive's NOT Dunn

Edwyn says "Reality dawns and we will get there". I see the lyrics haven't improved. Mind you anyone who gets the word allegorically in a pop song deserves to live. Go on son.

Searched Google for "bunch of weirdos"

Natural causes apparently. Someone shot him, well that would be pretty natural.

Here is the explanation. Thanks Capt. I should be able to sleep tonight now my subconscious has an explanation.

I work in The City and we werent blown up this time. (Unlike the time our Irish friends visited, 3 times) More importantly I noticed a new twist this time: a distinct lack of decent 'dark' humour doing the rounds. The only one that crossed my path being, "I dunno you wait for a bus all day and then 3 bits of one come along all at once."

How did you guess? I find it so much better than Oil of Ulay - and a fraction of the cost. If you change your mind, this looks a real bargain It's only been used twice!

I think this guy has, (or he has an odd sense of humour). User481 Yikes! Looks like it was taken by someone just before they joined this list!

and of course this.

According a book I read as a boy (before the op): During 1972 more people were kicked to death by Donkeys than died in flying accidents.

I look pretty much like my avatar ... maybe a bit plumper in the face MMM Foxy lady! What night cream do you use, Swarfega?

This is not the only online forum in which this question is asked. It appeared on a Canadian pet forum a few months earlier. Only a partial answer is given. I don't think there's a single answer. It highly depends on the conditions: which kind of soil, above or below ground water, hot or cold: they all make a big difference. Is there a forensic biologist in the house? regards, Hein We buried a tortoise over twenty years ago and I recently dug up some neat shell squares. I remember the day vividly, pleading with my Dad every time Tommy resurfaced to let the poor thing live. Anyway back on topic, has anyone on the deathlist used a true likeness as an Avatar? I hope Magere Hein has, I have a great image of the skeletal one typing away in a small Anne Frank type apartment. Scythe neatly stowed in it's rack.

Heath beneath?

For some bizarre reason, I often confuse him with Dennis Healey.

He had a "private funeral" (does that mean no-one turned up?) and there will be a memorial service in September Can't wait to see his tomb stone - its bound to be Countdown related in some way. 'Here rests RWHHCDIEEYLRTAI'. (Could this become a cheap spin off of the anagram thread?) Not sure but apparently the nurses were alerted when the cardio monitor went beepbeep- beepbeep- beepbeep......- didid- didid- diddle- di- dum, booowwww.

Unfortunate choice of verb. Next time try visualising an image of Thora Hird to avoid such accidents.

Whats the score with the administrators on this site? From the merciless way they meet out divine retribution to unworthy posts it would seem they are to be feared and respected as one would ancient deity.

Wassenaar has the highest number of millionaires per capita of all Dutch municipalities. That, and a communist. regards, Hein Wassenaar is also a question asked by customs officers at Cardiff airport.

What are you? ....A wereporcupine? "Crackling" sounds more like a porker to me. Do you mean a Wereporkcupine?

What are you? ....A wereporcupine? No that's my brother, Spiney.

I'm sure you would.

I'd pay anything! It's all the tapping noises you lot make during the mating season that gets on my nerves.

Nothing personal but does anyone know how to get rid of Death Watch beetle permanently?

This is not a shameless attempt to bump up my meagre posts tally but I have 'big it up' for Terminators excellent earlier post!

My eyesight isn't what it should be at the moment (cataracts), I read that as "dog dancing"

Can I add the Captain to the list... "Unfortunately, the Nazis don't play cricket. If they did, we wouldn't be on opposite sides now." -- Captain Mainwaring