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I never took it up however I did buy a Cuban cigar once smoked it in about half an hour made me feel somewhat ill...

Have your significant other or any close acquaintances not observed that you no longer taste like an ashtray?

UFO, sure it wouldn’t just be a flickering lamppost he saw??

Till the next time

Drat

Much, much better?!? She looks like a simian that fell asleep on a sun bed

It’s a pity John Sparkes seems to be only doing kiddie cartoon voiceovers nowadays, he was bloody hilarious in that and on Absolutely

Right, it only took me 9 and a half years till I could be arsed to figure out how. Now bugger off

I wouldn’t worry there’s a fair chance he did too

Awwwww, sets your heart racing whenever he appears

Le Pen. Why not?

Just been watching it of late, does still amuse. I’m pleased the ‘woke’ army haven’t yet had it booted off the schedules, I can just picture them getting all indignant on Twitter

One of the comedy greats. Steve Martin did his best films with him I reckon

She’s a tedious talentless troll who is fast running out of well paid options

Prunella to sail off into the sunset

Ironic when you consider Charlie has always been like the ‘boring one’ of the Stones; been married to the same woman for over fifty years and always turned groupies down...

Giving birth is no guarantee a mother will be a good parent. Rose West, Tracey Connolly for instance? Some parents should have been sterilised before they had the chance to procreate - not my words, but those of my parents, who were both social workers

The fact that he still insists on clinging on despite the events of the past several days I’d say was a strong indicator of masochistic tendencies

It’s joined to her right arm

They found his body, body, yeah, yeah

Gone for the former golfing puff adder herself, Prunella

Puff Adder, Puff Pastry, Puff the Magic Diddy? Endless possibilities...

I always just figured he was wary of being typecast