JR976evil

Former shipping magnate, theatre impresario and philanthropist, also other half of Susan Hampshire who has been his carer for the last ten years. Suffering from dementia and type 2 diabetes since 2009https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1177151/susan-hampshire-husband-dementia-sir-eddie-kulukundis

And he once dated Lindsay Lohan, fancy that

They don’t want him that way

I hear she’s making big plans for her 21st

For a second there I thought they'd unleashed a reanimated cyborg of Norman Beaton

About the same as Ian Watkins & Gary Glitter nabbing it with Little Drummer Boy

Gone for a Jimmy

Remarkable what a sitcom stars pension can afford

Very much away

Think he’s still ticking partly because he never succumbed to the Superstar Billy Graham/Hogan vitamin regime

Seem to recall he was once part of a foiled escape attempt? Not caught trying to escape mind, but the screws rumbled the plan before it was to have occurred. Should make sure he stays cuffed to his hospital bed...

That could’ve simply been a tactic to avoid running into any problems with the BBFC and/or MPAA and various other censorship/certification boards. It was originally rated 15 in the UK as I recall but think it’s now a 12

A spider?

Perhaps when he does go he’ll take the phrase “Jiminy!” with him

Isn’t it what you risk from anal intercourse??