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That’s like what comes out when I’ve got a head cold

Well they could only stretch it out so long, wouldn’t want a Natalie Wood style incident

Gazza will have been a long time coming mind, the general reaction would likely be “so he finally did it” or “thought he was already dead!” Suspect many UK agencies already have draft obit packages ready to roll in the event...

What like a taped confession to be made public on the event of his croaking?

Just because I’m an unimaginative bandwagon hopper - Arap Moi

Now that’s what I call a dead Python

Nah, a sudden power cut could see him off

Didn’t think restorative justice went that far. gone for Tom Smith

Unless perhaps some overzealous neighbourhood watch volunteer comes along and he succumbs to ‘friendly fire’

Not to worry, he probably did too

Gone for Tutu

Would said punishment be along the lines of say, 50 lashes from a 17 year old Dominatrix?

Desmond Tutu

Luger had a spinal stroke back in 2007, and has been drug free for years by all accounts. Who knows how much longer he’ll stick around

Well wait and see how your tinder pic measures up at 96

That’s a pretty common complaint for people her age to be fair

He just needs a tap on the head

His brother is taking it well

Think he was one wrestler who had the good sense to quit while he was still healthy and hung on to his money

Wonder if he got a card off Gloria Hunniford

If only that were true of Rosie O’Donnell

Blue is the most vomit-inducing colour

He can afford a lavish coffin at least

She wants to go on Naked Attraction

Prunella, sailing away