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That’s another one ticked off the bucket list then

They usually are, despite global warming’s best efforts

Don’t count your chickens just yet, a simple cold could see him off now

Terrific director, hope he sticks around a bit longer. Thought Elle was fantastic in spite of what various moaning Minnies protested

I don’t usually like to run with the herd but fuck it, Ginger got my vote

I abhor prejudice though I loathe political correctness even more. Patronising rubbish stifling honesty and free speech, has achieved precisely fuck all and only enabled the likes of Boris Johnson and Donald Trump to thrive

And he once dated Lindsay Lohan, fancy that

They don’t want him that way

I hear she’s making big plans for her 21st

For a second there I thought they'd unleashed a reanimated cyborg of Norman Beaton

About the same as Ian Watkins & Gary Glitter nabbing it with Little Drummer Boy

Gone for a Jimmy

Remarkable what a sitcom stars pension can afford

Very much away

Think he’s still ticking partly because he never succumbed to the Superstar Billy Graham/Hogan vitamin regime

Seem to recall he was once part of a foiled escape attempt? Not caught trying to escape mind, but the screws rumbled the plan before it was to have occurred. Should make sure he stays cuffed to his hospital bed...

That could’ve simply been a tactic to avoid running into any problems with the BBFC and/or MPAA and various other censorship/certification boards. It was originally rated 15 in the UK as I recall but think it’s now a 12

A spider?

Perhaps when he does go he’ll take the phrase “Jiminy!” with him

Isn’t it what you risk from anal intercourse??

Vera

Or you buy them shares in a Zimbabwean bank

No he’s pining for the old days when he could Fix It for his pals, especially if they fancied a large garden

Wonder if you’ll still have to pay £200 per day for the pleasure of picking his olives (not a euphemism btw)

De Do Do Do, De Da Da Dead