JR976evil

Wonder if you’ll still have to pay £200 per day for the pleasure of picking his olives (not a euphemism btw)

De Do Do Do, De Da Da Dead

He’s a Spirit in the Material World

Don’t Stand So Close To Him...

Get wheeled out you mean

Jeez the balls on this guy

Gone with Sybil

Looks like Booby wears the pants now

Yeah he said they didn’t get his birthmark quite right

We’re having a bit of a DL Mutiny it seems, they haven’t even done Doris’ obit yet

Nobby to make it a hat trick

Gone for Clive, reckon he’s about due now

But at least then the guests knew there was a chance they might croak

Bob Barker come on down

Stella Street was great as well

Ah well his career had been on life support for 2 decades, one decent movie then pretty much one long stream of tat

Surely somebody would get suspicious when things suddenly got much quieter...

You had my hopes up there you cunt

Did sound like she could’ve been a mentor to Daniella Westbrook. I only saw her properly when they started rerunning vintage Eastenders on Drama, still infinitely more watchable than it is now! She was a bit of alright as they used to say

You voted leave then

Sounds like a Darwin awards contender

Kirk

They tended to have longer lifespans before vince pioneered the concept of sports entertainment...

Appeared in all of Joe Dante’s films in some fashion I believe

Definitely worth inclusion on next year’s list