JR976evil

And those with his lifestyle choices tend not to make it much past 60

He’s gonnae pull through for twa thoosand and ninteen y’ken

Much obliged cock

I just found out that Monty Norman, credited original composer of the James Bond theme, is still alive and presumably still receiving royalties. Turns 91 next year

With my bp a truckload would be a little excessive

That could be pivotal in his court case

Then why not put your money where your mouth is you smug antipodean baldy bastard

Assuming you’re not taking the piss, it’s Prosky

B-B-C

How come she never made the official list???

But which end of said rod would be where?

Looks like that impending court case is taking its toll on Rose McGowan

Kirk Douglas

Did you just shoot him?

Darren Aronofsky’s Mother! is among the most onanistic drivel I have ever seen, a plotless half-arsed amalgamation of Bunuel, Polanski and Woody Allen-style satire (no jokes please ) but with virtually no redeeming qualities. Said to be the catalyst for Aronofsky’s break up with Jennifer Lawrence, who has the misfortune to star in this bilge. I normally love most of his work but I haven’t yet forgiven him for this celluloid abomination

Plan B should certainly be shot into outer space

People were saying the same thing about Clive Dunn and Zsa Zsa. Besides, now he’s no longer calling the shots, what does he really have to live for?

Can’t see what good prison would do him, he’d be judged high risk with his history of substance abuse and mental health issues, his celebrity would also be a major factor. The prisons are overstretched enough without having to divert extra time and resources to the likes of him

Vera Lynn

Homophobe

He must’ve specified Asian but they had no females available

Ever Decreasing Circles has always been a favourite of mine, Home to Roost is a good one too

When was Rolf Harris involved??

If he knew about this site he would probably relish being on the list, give him a chance to defy the odds

She’s still going to hell