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I was just concerned with spouses of ex-PMs but if you must

Saw ZZ Top last year they were awesome

So that would leave Norma Major, Cherie Blair, Sarah Brown and Sam Cameron. Think they’ll all be around for a while

Will surely go down as one of our biggest misses. Assuming she sees out this year, let’s not make the same mistake with Clarissa Eden

???

He’s taken over as Maxwell Smart’s sidekick?

That he did, was about the only thing he said I could make out

Just come back from seeing them at Old Trafford (they were brilliant btw), Ronnie looks pretty sprightly still think he’ll be around a while yet. Charlie on the other hand doesn’t look a day over 90...

Heard nothing from him since January...

The two often follow, Rose McGowan is a prime example

Just who in the hell would aspire to be Corey Feldman?? Endure sexual abuse as a child, plunge into drink and drugs in your teens and then disappear for years!

At her age she probably struggles to pass pretty much anything

Had she not openly supported Donald Trump she must just have scraped through this one

Noel Edmonds would have something to say about that

He remains active in various circles, more than you can say for that lazy bastard Bob Dole

Well she’d probably be pretty good at smothering

In which case I hope she assumed the lower position

As an established home wrecker in her own right, it was Woody and Soon-Yi beating her to the punch that galled the most

Named after the music mogul or the pathologist? Either is equally plausible with her track record

The names she comes up with should constitute child abuse

She and her brood certainly aren’t as saintly as they like to make out that’s for sure. Her brother was jailed several years back for sexually abusing two boys

Que sera sera...

Suppose if things get really desperate they could resort to the old Bobby Ewing trick, they do seem obsessed with dredging up old characters on that show

If he does die, can we be sure he won’t re-emerge about 15 or so years later via some poorly contrived yarn?

It’s a sad indictment of humanity that you exist