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Goes back further than that, she used to regularly appear on Hancock’s Half Hour among other things in the 50s

Erm, that’d be Naked Jungle

Clive James and Valerie Harper are still hanging on...

Think you’re confusing him with Dick Cheney. I plumped for Denis Norden again, won’t be alright on the night

She could go too, just like that!

Quentin Crisp died the night he was supposed to appear on stage. Mind you he was 90

Finally blew out

Just hang in there for the next few weeks David

Think maybe my favourite line of the night was “why are women only good for one thing? To differentiate themselves from N-words!”

She’s just a mardy cunt, always has been. On a more positive note just come back from Jerry Sadowitz, remains the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen got plenty of mileage from the Hollywood sex scandal, naturally

In other words a tedious, attention seeking whiny cunt

Wouldn’t write Mugabe off yet, he’s not gonna be strung up on a lamppost or tried before a kangaroo court then hanged. The soldiers currently detaining him have loyally served him for the last 37 years, at least until last week

Looks like your average Trump supporter

They’ll certainly give GoT a run for its money. Would Grace make a good Cersei?

Why bother squandering time and resources when nature looks set to do the job for them!

Desmond Tutu

Well when you see what people have done in its name...

Easy mistake to make in a sperm bank

Wasn’t he formerly Chris Jericho’s personal security?

King Michael, just to be boring

If this had happened during Hitler’s time it would have worked wonders for propaganda purposes

Lyndon LaRouche, longtime conspiracy theorist, former presidential candidate and all-round crank, will be 96 next year

Nah, you’re only 77 once

As Victor Lewis Smith once said, imitation is the sincerest form of being an unoriginal thieving bastard

Stop pleasuring yourself