JR976evil

Cool your jets there, they haven’t confirmed it’s him yet

Well by all accounts my first word was bugger when I was about 3, also when my parents took me to the park they’d always say ‘mind the dog shit’, these were the days before it was mandatory to clean up after your dog. Anyway I would then refer to grass as ‘dog ship’

Apatow can hang out/toady up to as many titans as he likes, he’ll still be crap

Al Fayed, cos I’m an optimist

The old farter jimmy carter

Jake the Peg feed??

Can we tell what it is yet??

A remote island would be best

Tho rather less branding irons and barbed wire matches

Al Fayed

Nah I bet he’s glad to be rid of her

Presumably for the spectacularly ill-advised and guaranteed to bomb Fawlty revival

His??

Al-Fayed

Carter the old farter

Not to mention he was a highly ubiquitous voiceover artist during the 70s and 80s, his dulcet tones can be heard in countless classic ads and PIFs from said era, like the Yellow Pages ads including JR Hartley etc

Al Fayed

Wagner, purely on the basis that if he goes next we can say we’ve got our Number Two

Corruption and controversy?? In Pakistan?? Surely some mistake

Ah well, that’s life!

Well it’s not a great advert for your flying services, unless one specifically requests the beheading of Vietnamese kids

You may well be right, no one ever did any jail time over the Twilight Zone movie crash after all

They’ve already settled with the family. Maybe a jumped up DA looking to make a name for herself?

Do you reckon that if Wagner had been black they would have thrown him in jail??

Not necessarily, one might argue that is all simply a calculated effort on his part to avoid arousing suspicion. Not to say i necessarily believe that he is guilty of anything, just saying