Harvester Of Souls

This one passed me by, is there anything I can follow up online, purely for research purposes you understand? You'd have to exhume the body to see if he was buried in his wedding dress.

Like f*** am I wading through all that shite to see if someone has duplicated it...

Piss poor rebuttal, Sir!

Chris Moyles.

I concur! Once again my pleas for a kudos button go unheard...

I concur Sir. Getting quoted out of context and being photographed with Castro, in the same week, are pretty desperate.

"John... I've got the phone number of my guy that chauffeurs, in Paris."

The only alcohol problem Mr Brimley has is one I share. Two hands and only one mouth. There's a place for those people that wish to see others stop drinking... it's called the 1920's

At last an on topic post! Bravo Sir!

Judging by the amount of process chicken that Naseem 'أعطى أهمية' Hamed was stuffing down his neck, last time I saw him, I doubt his comeback will be anything more than a large coke. He was an entertainer. Now he's a fat hasbeen.

Has anyone used the word f***sticks yet?

Ladies and Gentlemen. Having seen, first hand, the hygiene practices conducted in these fast food outlets I for one would avoid their brand of rapidly served, reheated food, at all costs... Most teenagers couldn't manage their underwear so I cannot understand why they're fit to manage a food establisment.

Before we start nominating a few good men and women you should perhaps read my thoughts on the Death Penalty, the abolition of Association Football.

They're using enriched uranium smuggled in from Iran, didn't you know?

C'mon admit it... you're just pissed because they took Castro off for 2006.

Didn't Charlie Sheen and Tom Berenger used to play for them?

Would the bout involve some form of jam?

That would be fair if the slimey, idle, sanctimonious, bastards actually did a days work. In Britain these idle f***s serve no other purpose than as a warning to others. By removing any form of financial insentive, from the role, I truly believe the career criminals would look elsewhere to line their pockets and good hardworking individuals would be allowed to make things better for everyone else. This is necessary to restore true representation to the down trodden masses in the British Isles... ... That and a 'None Of The Above' option.

Kudos on that find, Sir! The word C**t never had such a home.

This thread epitomises the piss poor turn of DL banter. For those that haven't read my post in the other thread this was the reason for my sabbatical and probably why Tempus Fugit is MIA. Poor show DL regulars...

I concur, Sir! That and strip their salary. Make the position the reward.

The stakes have well and truly been raised... Glazer must be a contender for 07.

Real Life Celebrity Death Match?

Not for me. It's still the McCartneys. So much so that I've started foxhunting and wearing fur because I'm sick of hearing their sanctimonious whining. Infact every time I hear him I want to go to McDonalds... Bush irritates me but not enough to convert to Islam.