Harvester Of Souls

I bet it was a whopper too...

Fair comment but I wouldn't say Dickie was masturbation material at all... Ester Rantzen on the other hand...

Brady should be made an example of... burn him at the stake.

Interesting comments TF. You never struck me as someone to take the word of a Guardian gossip columnist.

No?! I saw her suck a golf ball through a length of hose pipe. Words can not do it justice.

I was wondering the same thing... my initial thoughts were "Why Has He Got A Selection Of Sex Toys..." until I did the double take...

Indeed! I've just got off the phone... she has a filthy mouth.

Never mind Barrymore... what's hiding up Lubbock's bumhole?

All the weights you can ever lift won't get you my ass. Movement to procure, said 'derriere' would result in me repeatedly stabbing you with manic vigour of a Chelsea Headhunter, who's just been given diplomatic immunity.

I like that thumb. Might I ask where one might come across it? Certainly, good sir! Simply right click, said thumb, and save to your hardrive. Next step is to host it at a picture place like Photobucket or Imageshack and then add it to posts as you see fit. Hope that helps!

I was just speaking to your mother, actually. Wonderful woman... expert in the art of fellatio. Anyway we were talking about your outbursts and she mentioned something about bed wetting. How is that these days?

She died as she lived... in luxury.

Serves him right for watching that shite. regards, Hein Huzzah, Magere Hein! Once again, I find the forum lacking a kudos button...

I concur TF... Not even worth turning up.

Well Harvester Of Souls is also monitoring this thread for comedy value (which takes it beyond anything ROS has offered us) and seeing as Dickie is about as funny as John Prescott, Brinsworth House can go and f*** themselves.

They last much longer if you have them stuffed and mounted.

Excellent archive photo gallery.

FFS!

Are you about to burst into a rendition of 2 Unlimited's perennial 'No Limits'? No limits or no lyrics?

Huzzah, Sir! This forum needs a kudos button.

Bravo! Much better than the original! Kudos Bou.

Are all those cricketers on there dead? I thought there was some business of alive people not being allowed on stamps. Or is it not a real photo and they're just generic cricketers? I don't think they have the technology to make stamps in .GIF format yet, NotSpud.

I was kinda hoping this was a webcam attached to the inside of a recently buried coffin...

There are t-shirts? Where can I get mine? How are those T shirts presented? Are they brand new Fruit Of The Loin's or have they decomposed in a shallow grave for a bit?