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Harvester Of Souls

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    Kennedy, Right Or Wrong?

    Au contraire, monsieur... he's simply exposing the politician within. Indeed Sir... we're discussing the death of a career and the death of a political party. Spectacular deaths too. Is it better to burn out or fade away?
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    Numero Deux

    Perhaps set the French Foreign Legion on them and allow them their first ever victory?
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    Numero Deux

    Maybe we could get the other 49 on a french colony before nuclear testing?
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    Lou Rawls

    Sleep easy brother
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    Gary Glitter

    Do we often get liberal ranters?
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    Lou Rawls

    As Lou died of lung cancer I suggest that his the headline should read "Run Over On Tobacco Road" as a tribute to his 1963 album.
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    Numero Uno

    This thread is now defunct. Please delete!
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    Shane MacGowan

    MacGowan ain't no Lemmy.
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    Kennedy, Right Or Wrong?

    Getting pissed is a Great British tradition. Kennedy's only drink related problem is that he has two hands and only one mouth... I think he was wrong to admit drinking on the television not because of the fact he was forced but because he now looks an even softer shite than he was before.
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    Big Brother

    Puuuurrrllleeeeaase.....
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    Lou Rawls

    I think it will turn out to be Biggs
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    Funeral Directors

    Which date would that be? 13th September 1973?
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    Big Brother

    I still can't believe that people watch that shite but to start a thread on it...
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    Bird Flu

    It is a grim day indeed but it'll need to kill another 11,998, or so, to catch up with regular flu...
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    Who Said This?

    Like every other thread on every other message board on the Internet... NOTHING!
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    Charlton Heston

    Is Bowling For Columbine any good?
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    Who Said This?

    My favourite Bushism is... "The French don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'". The man is a bell-end.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    I've said it once and I'll say it again...
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    Most Obsessive Deathlisters

    Thanks... the 4th can was a bit fizzy!
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    Mollie Sugden et al

    Is this developing into a Little Britain sketch? Weren't you a bridesmaid at Mollie's wedding?
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    Fat And Fearless

    Thanks for the heads up there MPFC! That's some pretty grim viewing. I think Denny might struggle this year... walking up the court house step charged with showing porn to kiddies... They couldn't hang him because of his size. They couldn't get him in an electric chair or a gas chamber... What would they lethally inject him with? Butter?
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    Most Obsessive Deathlisters

    Congratulations on your promotions! Now quit pissing around with group hugs, and fondling, and get on with the job!
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    An excellent rant, Bravo! I'm curious to which particular "bitch" will be targetted out of the list. I look forward to Roo's visit providing of course that he/she can stop molesting the neighbours cat long enough to call round. Would you like me to put the kettle on?
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    Things to do while waiting for Death ... 2005

    In the true spirit of bounty hunting I decline to comment on the specifics...
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    Irate Visitors Rage Here, If You Must.

    I'm loving that list! Probably the best invention of 2005. Definitely my highest point after joining DL! Kudos, Magere Hein! Kudos! I concur there but you I can only admit that with spiralling funeral costs it would be false economy to pay for a traditional burial only to exhume the grave to recoupe the costs. Sell the parts straight on or dump the body into a volume of water... either way there's no torchlight digging.
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