Harvester Of Souls

I thought it was a good idea. Like Cheesy Peas.

People only watch motorsport to see the crashes. The hope of a fatal wreck brings the crowds to an otherwise dull event. Safety has improved a great deal but tell that to Ayrton Senna. If you were to use a calibre that's larger than the diameter of the barrel it wouldn't take a few minutes although I agree your method would be far more interesting than crashless motorsport. Good old Mr Gadd. Now I'd like to be a paparazzi at his car accident or for that matter his drunken chauffeur... nothing like a fugitive nonce to get the blood boiling.

and it is right here. It couldn't top Diana's for sheer sensationalism. Waiting for racing drivers to die is like shooting fish in a barrel. It was worth the 12 months of forced grief to see the faces on the British public.

That's why I bought the larger calibre .308

No, thank ****

Indeed you do. Salutations!

I too have started putting up the decorations early... I've loosened a few slates and I've put razor wire up the chimney. That fat bastard will cop for it if he stops by this year.

As in, the car she was in went careering out of control. Yes. Sorry. I misunderstood the original point of the thread.

The British couple were held in Iran for 13 days then released. Even in backwards Iran they can decide who warrants charging in under a fortnight... Tony just wants to spend some money on a fancy detention centre... like the Yanks have in Cuba.

Best careering death was the late Diana.

I waited there all evening. You never showed. Good day sir.

Interesting site... don't let PC World service your computer though. Well said, old boy!

Will the ghost of the ferret be attending?

Good show old chap. Now... a round of apple drinks...

Also a place where one can catch a bus or plane.

Ahhh good old Commercialmas... The time of the year when the suicide rate is the highest... Here's hoping for a bit of chlorine in the Christmas gene pool

Good selection perhaps a double header with Bashar Assad?

Fireworks are shite... worse than soccer

I concur, Monsieur Magoo. It's a terrible clean up job and the smell hangs around for weeks.

I foudn the most successful campaign is also the most simple. Simply hide real, non contaminated sweets, in a large hessian sack with a couple of live sewer rats. As the children try and retrieve the sweets for their "Treat" they're also punished severely by rodents covered in all manner of biological and viral nasties... I can't think of a better way to engage the witching hour.

Don't forget the Cuban Revolutionary

Do you think he could be pining for Sheffield?

"For Forty Six Years One Fearless Leader Has Stood Against Yanqui Imperialism" Harvester Of Souls

I know! I was all prepared for the masses, and only got two groups! I was really disappointed. When I was growing up the only time you went to a party instead of going out was if it was too cold or there was too much snow to make walking round the neighbourhood viable. Between trick-or-treating and going to a party, the latter was the lesser of the two options. The trick is to set foot snares around the area. Once the panic sets in simply drive around the estate collecting the children in your unmarked van. Return them to the gingerbread house where you can drop them into the cellar via the service hatch. You can then eat them or have them cleaning your house for the coming months. The next few years will see your property the target of all manner of thrill seekers from the very young attempting to see if there is truth in the legend to the middle aged firebombers who wish to see you burn in hell... 'Tis a fun time of the year...

Thing is... how many times will it die?