Harvester Of Souls

I'm just looking forward to the stage where someone has the indignity of wiping my arse and emptying my colostomy bag. F*** the marathon give me a radioactive mars bar.

Ghost written was it. Either that or conspiracy is afoot.

Surely not another taker for George's sausage?

Is it to coincide with his new book?

I believe the type of biscuits being described here are the product of traditonal vegan upbringing.

Hmmm... I believe that series was cancelled...

You are the one true voice... I need to lie down now...

Nothing a tube of paprika pringles wouldn't cure Maybe a keyboard cover would help against the premature outbursts afterall? [Cheers MH ]

The lady sure knows how to flirt You see... you claim to be nothing but then you throw those Death List Pheromones at me again....

PHWOARRRR!!! You make me hot with that kinda talk!

Probably if he gets sent to the slammer. Boy George is facing a maximum penalty of 15 years in a New York federal prison if he is convicted on cocaine possession charges. I concur... Mr O'Dowd will struggle in Rikers. Another celebrity drug taker for the chop... any takers on a suicide?

DL Absinthe spoon.

West Nile Virus will be the next one to hit out shores... one for the old and the infirm. Better up the stakes on some of our elderly UK celebs.

I didn't understand any of it either. Not quite sure where the absinthe comes in to it, but it sounds like a good idea under the circumstances. Absinthe usually features in these late night visits to the boards... wine sometimes... anything to settle the days events... If it reads as total bollocks without absinthe then it must be really hard going.

Didn't understand a word of the two posts above... damn absinthe...

I see the word shite is making a rousing comeback. I concur totally with your Richard analogy. Shite it is.

Perhaps it's from the shame of charging such extortionate fees? Those that claim they 'never get used to it' (in reference to euthanising animals) are in the wrong job. WTF did they expect when they trained? If they want to remove themselves from the food chain then more power to them... they have the drugs, the technical know how and the mental frame of mine to improve humanity by removing themselves from it. Result!

Don't worry I'll keep the bar open and wait for your arrival

Likewise but I think you'll find that more people don't follow football than actually do. Their choice. If millions can't be wrong then what about the millions that enjoy bull fighting? The millions that enjoy cock fighting and the millions that are indifferent to the alleged beautiful game? I mean, imagine your team rushing from the tunnel the sense of pride followed by a 90 minute nil - nil thriller between Barnton FC and Accrington Stanley. Just because a game is popular doesn't necessarily mean it's interesting but each to their own. Maybe the hooligan element seek the gladatorial attraction that the game seriously lacks? Maybe if association football were to adopt elements from rugby, say rucking and mauling, it would appeal to a much wider audience. Saying that nobody has shown that football isn't shite... just demonstrated that it's popular shite... like Coronation Street or Eastenders... after all millions of people can't be wrong...

All The Hits.

It wasn't an argument it's just that I represent another substantial chunk of humanity. A few hundred million other non football fans, non players, people without a general interest and who don't want to be 'morons enslaved to a pointless activity.' (MPFC's words not mine ) I, along with millions of others, cannot derive any enjoyment from watching 22 men kick an inflated animal skin around a field... it's simply dull as dishwater. If people are happy shelling out £50 a ticket to 'support their team' then more power to them. If you're happy to invest in a business that pays someone £100,000 a week to run round, argue, and swear then go for it!! Just don't start whining when someone buys your club or starts bleating when you don't win a couple of games. Life's short enough as it is which is why we're here on DL. I don't want anything to do with football. I'm tired of hearing how great these people are. How much money they earn, which celebrity they're trying to shag. I accept that many of these people are talented individuals but I don't get it.... I prefer my sports a little more gladatorial. Bring back the games in the Colosseum! It's far more interesting when death is involved... football simply doesn't provide that level of entertainment and unless they review the 'sword, trident and net' ban then it never will... you know I'm right. Probably just as well. I can't stomach the whining as it is... imagine their coverage if it ever took off.

Maybe from one lady owner? Only used to drink communion wine on Sunday's?

No Are you saying that substantial chunk of humanity aren't morons? Or even mormons?

Did she want it, Sir? A little editting trickery... you'll need a half decent program, Photoshop, The Gimp etc...