MyBrainHurts2

Hold on...I think my lunch wants to say hello again. I could've gone the rest of my life without seeing that picture. I hope I recover in time for dinner.

I was all set with a great death list for Weatherman's DP (before the deadline of course), and I read through all the existing lists to make sure my list didn't look too much like anyone else's...then I came upon your list CP and saw that your top 6 were in my top 6. Nice picks, I couldn't have done better myself.

She has been for years. I remember in the Jacko Oprah interview there was a filmed insert with Liz claiming: "Michael Jackson is the sanest person I know." I guess the people she knows (outside Jacko) are a real hoot at parties and psych hospitals.

I gave the notion some thought...just didn't want to say it out loud, but since you've come out on your own and mentioned the possibility that Suharto may be going home to die, I'll second the idea.

Now I'll drink to that call. I do have to question her mental state, given that she's defending Wacko Jacko and his kiddie escapades.

Right there with ya, not a total loss for this year. It sounds like his discharge is more of a personal convenience than medical staff wanting to discharge him. I could swear he was quoted as saying "I'm not dead" and "I don't want to go on the cart."

We can only hope that he is admitted to a British hospital next time. I kinda like this article...on Monday at 8am, Suharto was touted as having been stable since Saturday...don't know if that was Saturday morning or late night, so he'd been stable for about a day and a half, and IF he remains stable (big IF for someone as messed up as Suharto) he'll go home...maybe later this week. It's 2 days later...I wonder if the old bag o' bones is still stable. I guess we're just going to have to wait until the end of the week.

"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyways because it's sterile and I like the taste" (yes, I ripped that quote from 'Dodgeball')

Liz Taylor claims she's not dying (CNN's "Larry King Live") First I thought the article supported the notion that Liz Taylor wasn't in bad shape as we thought...but if she has Alzheimer's, she wouldn't know how she's doing. As much as I hate to say it (for Deathlist, that is), the look in her eyes isn't the unfocused, glazed over look of someone who can't remember what day it is or whether they crapped themselves or not.

Another bloody F*****g disappointment. I'm rather bitter. I'm right there with you, but I don't think anyone who chose Suharto this year should give up hope just yet. Just because he's improved over a 24 hour period under medical care means that the improvement will continue once he's removed from all medical equipment. Multiple strokes messing with his brain, lowered blood oxygen levels, further screwing his brain and body up and lung, and kidney problems on top of the occasional bleeding intestinal track. This guy's prime for the Grim Reaper's picking. Patience, bro...he's gonna' go.

Had an old patient at the psych hospital tell me that the only way to beat a hangover is to stay drunk...she had a heart attack and died two hours after saying that. Gerry played his (American) football at U. Michigan.

or is it the Hokey Cokey? Depends on location...until 2 minutes ago (with help from a google search), I'd never heard of Hokey Cokey. Apparently, here in the States, it's Hokey Pokey and on your side of the pond, it's Hokey Cokey. There's my new thing learned for the day...I can go home now and veg out.

Aziz takes the stand in defense of Saddam Article said he looked frail and is said to be in declining health but the video of him on CNN shows that he doesn't look to have lost a whole lot physically (didn't ask him to do the Hokey Pokey though) or mentally and it looks like he's sporting some cute new pajamas in court.

Not on the transplant list. I've bene following Art for a couple months (aside from occasionally having read his columns over the years). According to the interview I watched, he says that he's lived a good life and has accepted that he's at the end of the road. To see Art in his interview in April, you wouldn't guess that his condition is terminal - the man is in high spirits, joking like a man without a care in the world but with the slowed speech of a man who's had a stroke or two. He knows he should've have been dead by the time he gave last month's interview and doesn't know what's keeping him around (laughing as he said it). One thing is for sure, he's not going to make it to 2007. Great guy and when he passes away, he will be missed.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it's a viewing in July although there have been no new health developments. Nothing against the guy, I have to respect his more recent position on matters (although I'm 100% atheist).

Sounds promising, but I'm not too familiar with the condition... seeing as how my new Rotten DP is coming up, what's the likelihood of him lasting another year would you say? anytime FF. Knievel has, I think, the same pulmonary condition that Jerry Lewis has, but from the sounds of things, the Evel one isn't doing nearly as well as Lewis. About a year ago, Knievel had been given 3-5 years by his doctor, but the article I linked sounds like he has much less time than the 2-4 years remaining. Given that Evel has trouble so much as getting out of bed some days, is tethered to an oxygen tank and over the past few years, it's been increasingly difficult for him to travel to his own annual celebration (indicating marked decline), I'd say Knievel has a good shot at making us all proud in 2007. I wouldn't bet my life on it though.

Evel Knievel update. Idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, recovering from a stroke...hoping he can hold on for another six and a half months.

Thanks for the visual...I'm going to vomit now.

She's had Parkinson's since 1995 at the latest (according to wikipedia), but that's all I know and in my opinion, having Parkinson's on its own isn't good enough to warrant a death watch just yet.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006190560,00.html Why doesn't this surprise me...and I'd never even heard of Babyshambles or Doherty before joining this site. I'm just comparing what little I know of Doherty to Lane Staley from Alice In Chains and unless Pete overdoses, he still has some years to go. Pete doesn't look emaciated, his face doesn't look like death warmed over and he seems to still have his teeth, whereas in Staley's last public performance, he sat near motionless, wore sunglasses and anyone watching him TRY to sing could tell his teeth were gone. Like with anything else, though...I could be wrong.

Liz Taylor wheeling towards the light? Finally, news on a good prospect.

Surprised no one's mentioned his role of the nutty lawyer, Denny Crane, on Boston Legal. Shat's character is hilarious. Looking decent...overweight, but decent and his hair plugs are intact.

Iain, does 'might be his last public appearance' mean 'one foot in the grave and the other on a wet banana peel'? He's frail and there has been mention that Nelly Man has unspecified health problems, but he's not a deathlist gimme just yet.

Being heckled, and dodging projectiles from the audience probably. Telling stories of the hardships of having to live in his mother's basement with his inflatable sheep.

Well.....do you have a foot fetish?