MyBrainHurts2

I think they just plain ol' forgot. Ahhh, gotta' love that dementia.

Ouija board.

Why not just put some rat poison in their prune juice then sit back and relax? If you don't want to use poison and would rather prop them out of their wheelchairs for a little boxing...will you atleast videotape it for all of us to see? I think the Grim Reaper is on vacation. Congrats on 1500 (and many more to come).

I had to focus on this piece of the article "Suka ‘Otukolo of the Palace Office said today that the king was expected to return to Tonga in the second week of May." returning to Tonga in mid-May in what type of box, I wonder. If the plan is to keep King T4 in the hospital for close to a month (4/13 to week 2 of May), something might not be right with the ol' man.

So far, yes, they're not great (they're 7-7), but there are still 148 games left. Everyone say it with me - Let's go Red Sox!!!

actualy, he is a cousin on my dad's side of the family. he is one of a set of twins. they were named after the thermometers. Rectal Roberts....hilarious. Blow Job Roberts and Rim Job Roberts.

the following is a rant from a person of souther extraction. please do not take it personaly, it is intended to be a general expression of upset-ness---- isn't it interesting how people feel free to poke fun at southerners, things that wouldn't be tolerated if aimed at another group. they wouldn't say that about gays, or blacks, or michigan-ers. not pc. my family is all from arkansas, texas, and louisianna. i have been in arizona most of my life, but still have a trace of an accent, and tend to use alot of southern expressions. i have been teased about it for years. one day i'm gonna knock somebody's cotton-pickin head right off. and you are supposed to put cole slaw on bbq sandwiches!! we return you now to you previously scheduled forum. I guess I should just stick with the people some southerners elect to represent them in DC...like Jesse Helms and Sen. Byrd and George W. Bush. Most of the Southerners I've met have been the nicest people whether they be well educated or not, and married to first cousins or not. Have I brought up my state's former governor, William Donald Schaeffer? He's 83 and currently serving as our Comptroller and is as nutty as ever. Not all too long ago, a young, female aide brought him a drink in the middle of a Dept. of Public Works meeting. After she walked away, he called her back and told her to walk away again so he could stare at her ass again. Yes it was caught on camera and was on CNN for a while. No real health problems to report with him (other than a fainting spell), just a screw or two loose.

Two pub regulars are enjoying a pint and talking it up after a day at the office. Midway through their first pint, an afternoon regular at the pub, not looking much better than a middle aged homeless man, walks out of the pub, smiling, with 2 tall, statuesque blondes, one on each arm. First man: "I just don't get it. If a short, bald, middle aged wank who smells like a garbage heap can walk out of here regularly with a beautiful woman on each arm, then why am I single?" Second man: "The man doesn't have a regular job, and by the look of him, he's not a rich man." First man: "No kidding there, his apartment is a disgusting little hole in the wall but the roaches seem to like it." Second man: "He's, what, close to a foot shorter than you, a good 50 pounds overweight, is missing almost half his teeth and wears the same dirty clothes just about every day. I don't get it either." First man: "Yeah, all he does is sit at the end of the bar, have a couple pints and lick his eyebrows."

mmm - roadkill stew! i wonder how the r.k.e.a (roadkill enforcement agency) establish the time of death. little tiny autopsies or do they put, like little signs with the time of death on roadkills? what about leftovers? can they be frozen for later consumption? how do they know for sure you didn't just drop a big ole rock on the poor little squirrel? or whack him with a snowshovel? or for that matter, was the entree even killed on the road? mayhap someone was out 4 wheeling. these are questions that need to be cleared up, or i would fight all the way to the supreme court, before i would let them take away my roadkill rights! If the squirrel isn't fast enough to get out of the way of the big rock, or the shovel's path, it shouldn't be alive to procreate and pass on its slow and faulty genes. Call it a modified form of natural selection. If all evidence of said squashed squirrel are removed and consumed quickly, then no one has to know, right? Why squirrel and not rabbit?

One Russian guy....doing all the voices in the movie....did he atleast try to sound feminine for the womens' lines? I didn't see the movie for years, but in order to help get into a woman's shorts, I gave in and endured the length of the film. No it was just one bored sounding guy doing te same voice for all the characters, it was dull but it gave it a surreal edge. I've never seen it since so I don't know if enhanced the film or not. So was the woman worth it then? That would be kinda creepy, hearing the same voice throughout the movie. I think the movie would be hilarious if every voice was dubbed by Droopy Dog. She was worth it...my mistake in breaking up with her though, but that was college.

Tempus, may I ask under what circumstances you consumed rat? Drunken ones. Not surprised...I mean, hasn't alcohol been the main reason for us doing a lot of odd things?

To my bros and sisters here...thanks for stepping in. I was holding back and explanation and tirade the likes of which I haven't displayed since my college days. Have to be honest, in my neck of the woods, we don't have snooker and we don't really know who Paul Hunter is for the most part, but battling cancer at such as age is quite tragic, but whether we send tons of well wishes or balloons of whatever variety, we don't have the power to change the way things are and will be...whatever may happen. Everything else that's been written in the past several hours...I'm not going to repeat or rephrase anything, I'm in total agreement.

One Russian guy....doing all the voices in the movie....did he atleast try to sound feminine for the womens' lines? I didn't see the movie for years, but in order to help get into a woman's shorts, I gave in and endured the length of the film. When Titanic came out, I would tell people that I could tell them what happens in the movie. People would excitedly ask "oh really, what happens?" like some of them were on pins and needles, wanting to hear some romantic story. "The F'in boat sinks! Duh!"

I don't think it's just this crop that's been a disappointment of late, I think we've hit a celebrity death lull in general. Look at DDP's 'Who's Dead So Far...' page. Only 6 people of 200+ have scored (off 3 hits) in the last month. It's April, flowers are blooming, but I don't see many daisies because there aren't enough people pushing them up!!

Nothing more pathetic than a single guest talking to him/herself.

If it came down to life or death...then it's eat or be eaten. I'm in for it in order to stay alive. So is this guy Oklahoma cannibal

We're not sentencing anyone to death...people die no matter what we do, it's just part of life. We're all going to die. It's a given that life is a congenital disease with a 100% mortality rate, some of it just accept it better than others, and while we're waiting for our time, pass part of the time by speculating on the final misfortune, or triumph, depending on the person and severity of their suffering. How can anyone read this you ask???? You read this crap, why don't you tell us why you didn't just turn a blind eye and let us be our happy, sick selves? While you're reading THIS post...clicking and scrolling using one hand, how about removing the pole from your ass with the other hand. Why would I want to get involved in a Deathpool? I used to work in a hospital with the elderly, so I've seen my share of people circling the drain, understand that death isn't always a horrible thing and that researching health isn't all that difficult. What's your problem? Cheers.

I wonder what happens to poor Lucille when BB finally goes unto the void. I'll enter two guesses, either BB is buried with Lucille or it goes to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

I hope this goes well with several beers. I've had a few drinks in honor of your birthday already and it looks like I'm going to have just ONE more.

Happy Birthday ie + ... enjoy the playoffs!

Apparently so: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Sheridan

That's quite disturbing...there wouldn't happen to be a pet store anywhere in the vicinity of B, would there?

I have to ask - now that Proof is dead, will he, like Biggie and Tupac, have 5 albums released post-mortem?

Nice thought...I'm sitting in my office about 8 miles from the White House.

"Look, I'm sorry about the explosive mess I left in my diaper yesterday. Personally, I think that the strained peas are to blame, but... is this really necessary?"