Captain of Industry

And I thought I'd finally found a safe space

I said that? Well I never!

Has anyone seen that scoundrel Bellender recently?

Sore arse?

An American fellow named Screen Said "One side of me you've never seen. My agreeable nature, I'm saving for later. Until then I'll remain a latrine."

No you aren't. And stop calling me nobber!

I er, er, er.... corwumph!!

You genius. I think the problem is that they couldn't think of a proper pun for the news title, and you've just provided the clue: The Lyon finally sleeps tonight! That's crap.

Not bad BS. How about this: "Ian Smith, the first Prime Minister of Rhodesia, whose unilateral decleration of independence from the UK in 1965 created a regime of white minority rule, has underlined his personal committment to UDI, resigning from life at the age of 88. His departure takes Deathlist in to double figures for the eighth consecutive year." The above keeps with Banshees line but it's tidier and shorter and leaves out phrases such as "unfortunately" that kind of depend on your point of view. It also avoids that clumsy language "emerge Deathlist" although I have seen much worse from BS. I thought he rose to the challenge pretty well. Well I prefer Banshees Scream's effort. There are slightly fewer spelling errors. Toodle Pip!

No mention of c**ts though.

I see it's turned out nice again!

It's Thursday here. So am I. Anyone fancy a pint?

I, I, I er corwumph...I must admit I get a strange, almost eerie feeling of satisfaction tinged with tingling excitement at the mere thought of conversing with myself. Imagine how enthralled and wrapped (or is it warped) in rapture I am when actually doing so. However; all that aside, in response to you and yours, no I am not as of yet legally schizophrenic.