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Hollie Stevens, the "Queen of Clown Porn", has revealed her breast cancer has spread to her brain and is now terminal. A risky DDP pick? Maybe. She has a (short) Wikipedia page though.

Update: John Bryson has resigned from his Secretary of Commerce post citing health reasons.

Agreed. If someone remains in a coma, then doctors monitor their every heartbeat and are there round-the-clock to make sure they live. There's a good chance Ariel Sharon would've died years ago from being a overweight fuck if he hadn't gotten into the deep sleep. Meanwhile Gibb and Megrahi were in comas earlier this year, and didn't die until they came out of them.

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/story/2012-06-20/artist-leroy-neiman-dies-at-91/55724752/1 You might be wrong about his good health, considering he died mere hours after your post.

A possible sign of Castro's health: His reflections are getting shorter. Also according to Castro: yoga is amazing, Deng Xiaoping and Mikhail Gorbachev/Boris Yeltsin are assholes.

Off life support, but still critical.

Lina Haag, former leader of the Youth Movement of the German Communist Party, has died aged 105. So far no English obituaries, so a loss for Death Speaks German.

His attorney has stated he's in a coma. Seems to be the popular choice for DeathList candidates these days.

If someone's hoping for a 3 dead Saudi Princes in 3 years, the new Crown Price Salman bin Abdul-Aziz al Saud has suffered at least one stroke and has required spinal surgeries over the years.

??? Peter Gabriel is alive, he's only 62.

CNN has the fabled "SLIDESHOW OF DOOM" up. His status seems much worse than even Ariel Sharon. Reports seem to say Mubarak is essentially one of those pairs of frog legs you can move through electric shocks.

A bit of late-breaking news, but former Governor of Massachusetts and Ambassador to Canada Paul Cellucci has been diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's Disease .

Joins Davy Jones, Donna Summer, and Earl Scruggs in this years huge misses.

Whoever is the admin of the Searching for Keith forums has been keeping a steady health update on Winnie Johnson: Highlights: -October 2011 - Tumor is shrunken from treatment, good prognosis. -March 2012 - Back in hospital with a water infection and dizzy spells. Kept in hospital for observation. -April 2012 - Cancer returns, Chemotherapy is stopped as it will apparently now do more harm than good. Johnson is reported to be suffering from moments of confusion, doctors report she "will not get better." -May 2012 - Confusion worsens, cannot remember if Keith was ever found and buried or how long he has been dead. Johnson apparently has a heart condition. Johnson is sent home, but admitted back into the hospital on the 26th after falling in her home. -June 2012 - Johnson is back home, sleeps most of the day. Heart and lung scans show no major concerns. Looks like +7 points for DDT, OoO, Windsor, myself, and 9 others soon

1. Mitt Romney wins Republican nomination http://www.cnn.com/2012/05/29/politics/romney-delegates/index.html 5. Gibb looses cancer battle http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/bee-gees-star-robin-gibb-loses-cancer-battle-7769783.html 6. Mubarak found guilty http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-18306126

Henry Hill, former Lucchese Family associate turned informant and the basis for the movie Goodfellas, has died aged 69. A unique hit for Wikipedia's Random Article

The surviving cast of Gone With the Wind continues to shrink as Ann Rutherford, who played Careen O'Hara, has died aged 91. For those keeping score at home, that leaves Alicia Rhett (97), Mary Anderson (92), Mickey Kuhn (79), and of course Olivia de Havilland (95). A hit to two teams on the DDP when an obit surely comes in.

Triple Gold-medal winning Cuban boxer Teofilo Stevenson has died of a heart attack, aged 60.

Bryson has announced he is taking a medical leave as he undergoes medical tests and evaluations.

American Secretary of Commerce John Bryson is in the hospital after he suffered a seizure while driving.

Howard "Bo" Callaway, former American congressman and Secretary of the Army from 1973-1975, has been hospitalized for a brain hemorrhage and is under intensive care.

Tommy Chong has been diagnosed with "very slow" Stage I Prostate cancer. He also says he stopped smoking weed last year due to "health reasons."

I think we've learned that dictators follow a simple rule: -If they're in power, they will refuse to admit serious illnesses. -If they're on trial, they are dying of every disease known to man.

Turns out her terminal liver cancer was actually just a gallstone.

And now I cast my vote.