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American satirical news show The Colbert Report has stopped production for at least two days, apparently due to the serious illness of Stephen Colbert's mother, Lorna Colbert, who is 91. I love the show, and I'd hate to see something like this happen to him . His father and two older brothers were killed in a plane crash when he was only 10.

Montreal Expired.

As long as your fixing mistakes, I just found a big one on my theme team. I put Ronald Washington on my team, but I said the Ron Washington who killed Jam Master Jay. Not the baseball manager.

He was diagnosed with alzheimer's about a year ago. He's winding up his farewell tour. He's got a few more years left in him. I'd probably wait until around 2016 before I put him on any lists. His buddies Charlton Heston and Ronald Reagan lasted a while with the same disease.

Actually a bit sad about this one. CRACKED Magazine and EC Comics Illustrator, most noticeably for "Sgt. Fury and the Howling Commandos", John Severin has died aged 90.

Mullah Obaidullah, a senior Taliban member and the former Defense Minister of the Taliban Regime, has been confirmed to have died in prison in 2010 of a heart ailment.

Hit by a car while helping out an injured animal. What a way to go.

Are you having troubles with the pictures? Or is my computer just not loading most of them?

I'm in. 1) Michael Douglas 2) Aretha Franklin 3) Paul Gascoigne 4) George Michael 5) Lindsay Lohan 6) Charlie Sheen 7) Geoffrey Hughes 8) Pete Doherty 9) Fidel Castro 10) Ariel Sharon 11) Jack Klugman 12) Ian Brady 13) Penny Marshall 14) Larry Hagman 15) George H.W. Bush 16) Eric Sykes 17) Mickey Rooney 18) Bruce Forsyth 19) Clive Dunn 20) Ernest Borgnine 21) Robin Gibb 22) Denis Healey 23) Jerry Lewis 24) Sir Richard Attenborough 25) Nancy Reagan

Hell. Fucking. No.

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

LaRouche's bastards aren't satisfied with spreading their bullshit around one country?

Link above doesn't seem to work. here's one that does though In another "Brave Last Days" exclusive, The National Enquirer (I know, I know) seem to think that Andy Williams is nearing the end. The National Enquirer is the news equivalent of notaguest.

http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/06/10331331-original-night-of-the-living-dead-zombie-bill-hinzman-dies-at-75 Bill Hinzman, the first man to ever play a zombie on film in George Romero's Night of the Living Dead, has died aged 75 of cancer.

He's made a public appearance, the first since April 2011, to launch his memoirs. Seems he's taking advantage of the time he has left.

In the span of one month he's dropped from most likely to one of the least likely on my list.

Could this be the Johnny Otis to Muhammad Ali's Etta James?

Leslie Carter, pop singer, reality show star, and sister of early 2000's pop nuisances Nick and Aaron Carter, has died under unknown circumstances aged 25.

It's either blood or liquid shit. She'll probably say it was spray-tan or something though.

Emmy-winning TV director (The Dick Van Dyke Show, All in the Family) and producer (MacGyver) has died aged 86.

Oscar Luigi Scalfaro, former President of Italy (1992-1999) has died age 93.

Mark Reale, the founder and guitarist of 80's heavy metal group Riot, has died aged 56 of Crohn's disease.

The National Enquirer has a tendency to overblow health rumors, always quoting anonymous sources a little too eager to dish about their dying friend. I wouldn't trust them.

Jack Idema, the man who was found guilty in 2004 for opening up a privately-run prison in Afghanistan to detain Taliban prisoners and torturing them, has died of AIDS complications in Mexico at the age of 55.

American Senator Mark Kirk has suffered a stroke, and has undergone a successful surgery.