Grim Up North

Nothing concrete but I booked tickets to take my mum to see Pam Ayres in October this year. Next day got a message back saying show had been cancelled due to ill health. It's May now - that's a long time before October? For those that are wondering who the fuck Pam Ayres is :-)

Appropriately sounds like the end of Titanic.

The tag line for the thread surely the only possible headline when she does go.

the deadly kind

Agree and rightly so - I would prefer it if it was clearly a 'fuck off to corruption in politics of which this government is the worst ever example' but hopefully they will get the message.

Dead Unfortunately I dropped my path to victory.

But boy can she dance

Guardian review of her stand up tour No clues really.

Pazuzu United probably deserve to be in your review as highest team not to have cashed in their joker and a Jonnie Irwin death would leave them joint top I think.

You don’t want to be going round saying you discovered Rolf Harris - that could get you in bother!

Probably not good enough to win a match this round.

This round is a bloodbath. With Rolf Harris death we've dispatched 11 of the 44 picks - 25% hit rate with over a week to go. Unfortunately DDT was one of the two that had him

Searching a reservoir Imagine if they actually found her remains.

Swimming the channel Suggests he's not ill but on the flip side if he's got a dodgy heart he might not make it.

Well that's a shocker - Kitkats cost more than a £1 now!?!?!

yeah exactly - hardly a catastrophe particularly not if it was Harry or Meghan - I don't know her mum...

A near catastrophe where no one got hurt. What does that mean?

That is the least sexy wink I have ever seen!

Is that a capybara? And if so - why? PS Obviously there are lots of other avatars that I don't know the relevance but yours seemed straightforward to ask.

Whereas I am hoping he doesn’t!

Well it was maybe innocent when he got it out of the box but it learnt quickly!

"Such autoerotic fatalities constitute a distinct subcategory of accidental autoerotic death." Not a phrase you hear every day!

Doyle Brunson (appropriately) finally gives me a full house here

Rob Burrow carried over line of Rob Burrow marathon by his great and loyal friend Kevin Sinfield Two legends.

Coincidentally there is an article about it on BBC website today. Or at least it is covered in the article.