Paul Bearer

Isn't this a bit racist, Rebellious Scots to crush?

doris eaton travis Just asking to be put on the list,eh? Don't know if she would pass the famousness test though!

Wow! A real celeb looking at this site, almost brings a tear to my eye. I hope BB will be joining up and becoming a member Note to guest, We already have a MJ thread.

You won't be missed!

Yup, and I wasn't even here to witness it.

Getting back to animals, I love this one The mind of a 6-year old is a wonderful and amazing thing. One day the infant school teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read . . . " And so the little pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy sh*t! A talking pig!'" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

Or even "When one door closes, another one slams in your face"

Namely?

Take the money and run

As long as there are politicians like McGuinness, Adams and Paisley, and their moteley crew around with their one track mind and refusal to take their blinkers off and look at the bigger picture, there will never be true peace in N.I.

Not me, cos heaven can wait.

Just thought I'd mention he's 79 today.

Can't help getting this feeling I should be smugly patting myself on the back

you don't earn very much then?

Did Emlyn? I stand by an earlier posting I made. A football player and a team captain on a question of sport. Hardly an heroic act nor a lifetime achievment!

There's that echo again!

Welcome aboard

No-one is celebrating any ones death. Nobody's perfect

My first hit in the DDP

No, but I have seen the sons of Katie Elder, starring John Wayne.

It'll hardly be worth his while going home then?

And I thought my platforms were big.

Paul Henning Beverly Hillbillies creator

Gene Krupa died October 16 1973 of a heart attack Gene Krupa Buddy Rich died on 2 April 1987 of heart failure Buddy Rich

Oops, obviously dnot know my Elaine from my Eileens Lets ask Marc Almond