Paul Bearer

hey J get a life. This is the real world. Ronnie , you've just left some one £50.00 in your will

If you have sky tv, tune into the biography channel the next time the Munsters are featured. Al looks like his character now and Yvonne de Carlo does'nt look her age (80 I think)

Quote...... Mandela 'to lead quieter life' Nelson Mandela, hero of South Africa's anti-apartheid struggle, says he will withdraw from public life. Surely a sign? Remember Alistair Cooke said something similar...... 4 weeks later..... the rest is history...

Michael is just ' so sensitive' if he's found guilty and banged up inside ( no joke intended) I reckon he will top himself, so if found guilty a definate candidate for 2005.

Aye! but don't forget, he was a hero in Scotland in 1986

Cooooool frog, why not get it tatoo'd to the hairy monsters chest?

Michael Foot has looked like that for the last 30 years........ What's his secret?

He's been on my list for the last 18 months. Is he practising for the octogenarian olympics or something?

Anybody know what age he is?

.....but not forgotten..... youv'e just earned one of my colleagues £150.00 in our pool.